I like the "I'm super important I gotta get to where I'm going STAT" people who tailgate me in the R lane...
Why the f*ck are you honking/flashing your lights at me while I'm in the R lane being passed by everyone and their grandma because I'm going just above the speed limit...
I haven't tried it yet, since I just leave my lights on auto... but I hear it's fun to flip the parking brakes on when you aren't using your lights to see what they do... it's best if everyone in the car lunges forward at the same time you flip them as well.
My biggest pet peeve is those mother f*ckers who dont think the lane ends for them... you know... The signs are up for MILES that say "Left/Right lane ends X miles" but they just keep on going. I can't wait to run some stupid mother f*cker through the barrels or into the grass. If my wife and son aren't with me, I don't even slow down or look at them. I also like when they yell at me while me windows are up... Like I'm listening anyway. :biglaugh:
All this being said, if I need to move left for whatever reason, I will speed up as much as I need to to keep the car coming up on me from having to slow down... the faster they go is that much less of a chance that I will get a ticket, after all.