My wife just made fun of me!

[Jack]

So...I am watching some prank videos on youtube. I have my earbuds in so I can listen while my wife is watching tv. I guess I didn't realize I was laughing so she yanked out an earbud and asked why I can't be like a normal guy and just watch porn queitly.
Now the delima...continue watching funny pranks on youtube or try watching porn...which I think is a setup because she will get mad the second I turn it on.
I like porn...but I have been married 10 years on Friday (woohoo) so not alot of new things there....but there is ALWAYS something new like fat kids getting shot by paintball guns or something on you tube


And yes 10 years and she is still much better looking than me!

 

[DreamerTheresa]

....what?

 

[Jack]

started poll

 

[pnutcar]

Fat kid getting shot by paintball guns never gets old lol.

Reminds me of when my brother, friends, and myself all used to play bb gun tag lol.


Now we're all grown up, he's a real teacher, and I used to sub when I was out of work lol

 

[Supracentral]

Theresa points out especially hot chicks for me, and finds me some of the best porn so I just can't relate...

Maybe you should try funny porn? Or bad porn? Some of that will make you laugh..

http://www.verybadporn.com/

The cheerleader one is pretty funny...

 

[Poodles]

Turn on the porn and watch it with her?

 

[Push]

pics of said wife...

 

[Jack]

So I just made the fat kid getting shot by paintball gun my wife's screen saver and password protected it....she will learn to like it.

 

[DreamerTheresa]

....are you intoxicated?

 

[Jack]

....are you intoxicated?

getting there...just got home from our Cancun vacation swo my tolerance is pretty high. Just working on some smuggled rum now

 

[Tanya]

MAKE YOUR OWN PORN

/thread

 

[Jack]

Yep just watched a couple more vids...getting shot by paintball wins!....I tried the make porn thing, no go I was willing to video her and a girlfriend..jk

 

[Jack]

Theresa points out especially hot chicks for me, and finds me some of the best porn so I just can't relate...

Maybe you should try funny porn? Or bad porn? Some of that will make you laugh..

http://www.verybadporn.com/

The cheerleader one is pretty funny...

So whoever is paying like $15 a year for that site should just quit,.....wow it's bad

 

[Doward]

God I love it here!!!

Porn, definitely. I catch Laura watching porn all the time

Even better would be Tanya's suggestion.

Tanya wins

 

[Tanya]

why, of course.