My day!

[Big Wang Bandit]

So I had to go on some errands with my mom today. Went to costo then since I need to ship a brake caliper and a TPS I stopped at Fedex(going USPS now).

Our last stop was Petco... We had to buy sotmhig for my brothers Hermit crabs. As we were going to get some sand I saw this lizard. I said wow! Thats a cool lizard. I want one. The guy who worked there said we have one in te back with no tail.. We can put it out due to company policy. You may be able to adopt it... Blah Blah Blah. I got some stuf for him and nows I owns a Gecko. Its a New Calidonian Crested Gecko. He is baller.

So I also went to work. From 5:45 to 9:45. Did cash regster traning... Then durring closing time we cleaned and shit thennnn. CALLIGN DIBS ON LEFTOVER FOOD! I got 2 tunafish sandwitches and like 8-10 oatmeal cookies. Woot!:love:

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

He's plotting to kill you.

 

[Facime]

Dude!, ROFL, I was lookin at the last pic without reading the caption and I thought you were showing us pictures of like Gecko shit or something...and I was thinking...DAYUM! that thing leave behind a load!


I must have poop on the brain or something.

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

LAWL + 1 to both

 

[foreverpsycotic]

better than me, i just ended a relationship because im still in love with the girl from the last one. fuck, need to get my head out of my ass. on top of that a whole suite of people want to fight my friends suite (dormroom) because they "play loud music" whenever im there(other than weekend nights) if music is on, its low. on the weekends everyone is drunk and the music is louder than ours. assholes.

 

[JENNY!]

bring him over my house plz. hes too cute foryou. he matches me better :]

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

No mamn! Thats me lizard!

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

better than me, i just ended a relationship because im still in love with the girl from the last one. fuck, need to get my head out of my ass. on top of that a whole suite of people want to fight my friends suite (dormroom) because they "play loud music" whenever im there(other than weekend nights) if music is on, its low. on the weekends everyone is drunk and the music is louder than ours. assholes.

Whattt......?

 

[foreverpsycotic]

me = cant get over gf of 5 months. tried to move on = no workie
friends appt = someone wants to fight them

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

What does that have to do with geckos you thread jacker!!!!!

 

[foreverpsycotic]

he commented on his day, i commented on mine. BTW my friend just got 2 turtles. turtles>geckos

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

he commented on his day, i commented on mine. BTW my friend just got 2 turtles. turtles>geckos

TMNT soup.





Thread jacker....

 

[foreverpsycotic]

sorry, continue the conversation on geckos!

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

sorry, continue the conversation on geckos!

I <3 you, like a sandwich.

 

[Facime]

What kind of sammich?

Turkey? or Tuna?

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Tuna just as the 2 i took home

 

[Facime]

Hmm, he loves you like a Tuna sammich? That sounds serious! Who is bringing the "tossed salad"?

 

[foreverpsycotic]

eww, tuna. couldnt be something good, with bacon? I THOUGHT THAT I MEANT SOMETHING <sob><sob>

 

[Yellow 13]

Dolphin tuna FTW.

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

agreed.
Go to sleep noob