MD FUEL PILL - Take advantage of high fuel prices..!

[JMDigital]

I was talking to friends the other day and was wondering when someone was going to try and take advantage of the cost of fuel. With some sort of magic snake oil to give better mileage per tank. Well here it is...

http://www.mdfuelpill.com

Someone came up to me at a gas station and wanted to sell me this stuff. Gave me a little book and a sales pitch. I got rid of him as fast as I could. I wanted to post the website up for all to see.

 

[Jayhall]

Ive got some ocean front property for sale in Nevada if you anyones intrested. Only 5 miles from Vegas too

 

[BorHor]

Ive got some ocean front property for sale in Nevada if you anyones intrested. Only 5 miles from Vegas too

Oh yeah?? I just won a shit load of money so I am interested.

 

[drunk_medic]

Some people make good money selling magic beans. An ex co-worker of mine is always trying to sell people stuff like this.

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

Wonder if I can cancel my order....

 

[Figit090]

they'll help you conserve fuel when they clog up your fuel lines and injectors and cause the car to run lean....

no i didn't read the page yet. i might.

 

[JMDigital]

What seriously bothers me about this stuff is how many people will get screwed out of money they could use for gas. Every time there is some hardship on the general public there are people that quickly try to take advantage of others. This guy talked to 2 other people before I left and I am sure he was able to make some sales today.

Oh. Just so you dont have to read about it. You put either 1 pill or 1 oz. of this stuff in EVERY time you fill your tank..

 

[7thousandpiecesMGTE]

So if I take these pills do I lose weight AND increase my penis size AND get better gas mileage??? Sweet!

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

^ No, it's the cheap.fast,reliable-pick two type thing. I just got off the phone w/ the corporate office.

 

[SupraMario]

So if I take these pills do I lose weight AND increase my penis size AND get better gas mileage??? Sweet!

Yes, but its a suppository.

 

[Facime]

Yes, but its a suppository.

ROFL!

thats sig material right there!

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

Fry- 'I can't swallow that..'
Professor Farnsworth- 'Good news! It's a suppository!'

lol

 

[Keros]

Lol

This thread is full of win

 

[ForcedTorque]

Damn that web site! I wanted to buy the shit, not sell it. I can get better mileage AND increase the horsepower in my Honda, all in one little pill

 

[IJ.]

Yes, but its a suppository.

My guess is they've already been used
(someone pulls this crap out of their arses, really if this was reality it'd already be in fuel and marketed as "wonder mileage fuel")

 

[shaeff]

LOL. They have two, yes, two testimonials. LOL.

 

[7thousandpiecesMGTE]

LOL. They have two, yes, two testimonials. LOL.

Both state that it is a bit uncomfortable to sit down for several days after "application" of the pill......

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

LOL. They have two, yes, two testimonials. LOL.

^ False, there are three. :icon_bigg


~ in my 05 STI getting the 100 pills+10 bonus (100 fillups + 3(first 40 gallons break in w/ 2 pills))
20 mpg S pill 103 fillups @ 16gal tank = 32,960 miles ($4.50/gallon)
25 mpg C pill 103 fillups @ 16gal tank 41,200 miles
An extra 8,240 miles/ 20 = 412 extra gallons @ normal efficiency = $1,854.00 - $220 (the pills) = $1634~ savings

Riiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

[Jayhall]

Oh yeah?? I just won a shit load of money so I am interested.

Cool, just wire all your money to my Nigerian bank account and ill fly down and give you the keys to your new place.

Oh ya, It also comes with a 130' yatch parked outfront. You wont be dissapointed