Limmericks *NWS*

[MDCmotorsports]

I'll start.


There once was a woman from Dundee,
Who was screwin an ape in a tree,
The results were quite horrid,
All ass and no for'head,
Three balls and a purple goatee.

There once was a man from Montblass,
Who had balls made out'of brass,
In stormy weather,
They clanked together,
'N lightning shot out'of his ass.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who had such a large member he could suck it,
When he looked in the mirror,
He saw his own rear,
And broke his own neck trying to f#$@$#ck it.

There once was a man from Montclair,
Who was screwin his girl on the stair,
When the bannister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her mid air.

NExt...

 

[suprahero]

There once was a man from Peru
He fell asleep in his canoe.
He was dreaming of Venus,
He pulled out his penis,
and woke up with a hand full of gooo

 

[suprahero]

Come on people, where are all of the poets and story tellers?

 

[exander]

:3d_frown: All you dirty, dirty people... If only I were this creative:icon_razz

 

[MDCmotorsports]

I think they are all on hot friday night dates...

 

[suprahero]

Well here's one I just made up...........

There once was a man from Pergo
He wanted a supra turbo.
He owned a GT
said it wasn't for me
He wanted it JDM tight YO!!!!!!!

 

[suprahero]

Since no one else will speak up, I'll bore you some more.........

I have a 7MGTE
Would gladly trade for a 1jz
I have 400 horses
I race on straight courses
But no one passes me.

Lame I'm sure, but it's late here and I've got an early golf game in the mornig. This is SupraHero signing off...........lol

Edit: Before Kwnate reads this, yes my wife has passed me at the track............lol

 

[Slow66]

heres a lame one i just made up....

There once was a man with a mistress,
who wasnt taking care of his stress.
So he made his way,
down her Hershey Highway,
so now its her bum thats in distress.

 

[suprahero]

:biglaugh: :biggrinbo :gaybar: :momaru: ::w00t:: wned: :hitit: :rofl:


That is awesome Slow. He's fast on the track and he's got mad ryming skillz.........lol

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who had such a large member he could suck it,
When he looked in the mirror,
He saw his own rear,
And broke his own neck trying to f#$@$#ck it.

Here's the version I always heard:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so big he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a c(^+ I would f#$@$#ck it.

I wonder how many versions there are...

 

[aye mate]

I once knew a man from Alcaus
Who toured all the music halls
His favorite trick
Was to stand on his dick
And then roll off the stage on his balls






I once knew a man from New Castle
Who wrapped up a Sh*t in a parcel
He sent it by plane
With a note to explain
That it came from his Grandmothers Assh*le

 

[theKnifeArtist]

yep

 

[lanky189]

Once was this man from Brisbane
Who took a vacation on a plane
On the flight snakes were found
Had to fight until ground
and he said....




There's motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!

 

[lanky189]

There once was a man named Jules
A gun was his favorite of tools
Vincent was his friend
But he Died in the end
But Jules went changed all the rules.


There was once a young mans locket.
Smuggled from 'Nam in Walken's ass pocket,
Butch knew it was special
Let Marselus get medieval
About the Honda, he had to wreck it.


There once was a dude from nantucket
Who tripped and fell square on a bucket
He cursed and he swore
His hind end was sore
His ass the bucket did fuck it.

 

[suprahero]

Once was this man from Brisbane
Who took a vacation on a plane
On the flight snakes were found
Had to fight until ground
and he said....




There's motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!

That is mother freaking hilarious Lanky. All of them were good.............lol

 

[Slow66]

another lame one..lol


There once was a Catholic priest,
who preached out somewhere in the East.
He got to employ,
a new altar boy,
now he doesn't mind work in the least.

Ill try to come up with more later

 

[Slow66]

Didnt take long....didnt wanna forget this one...

There once was a mkiii turbo,
that boosted as hard as it could go,
The headgasket blew,
the rod bearings did, too.
Now it's in the breakdown lane waiting for tow.

 

[MDCmotorsports]

There once was a one jay zee,
Who had all the JDM there could be,
Like a flightless stork,
It lacked the torque,
And got beat by the GTE.

 

[Slow66]

There once was a black mark4 2j,
who put down big #'s on a dyno day.
He thought his package was big,
I said, "lets go from a dig",
and promptly raped it without using the spray.

 

[Slow66]

There once was a fella named Jackson,
who owned a theme park and a mansion.
He let lit'l boys run loose,
drunk on some Jesus Juice,
and claims he was only trying to "have fun".