So, here it was about 7am. I'm sleeping feeling all nice and comfy, then this sparrow flys over to my windowsill and decides to chirp his ass off. After a while when I got annoyed, I proceeded to throw some dirty clothes at the window that were on the floor. Bird gets scared and flies away. Ok, time to go back to sleep!
After about two minutes it comes back and starts chirping again. I roll out of bed and go up to the window and hit the screen. Bird flies away. Back to bed.
The son-of-a-bitch comes back again. Maybe five minutes this time. I roll over and look at it. This time he's staring at me and then he starts to squack realll loud and flap his wings. He's like yeah, f*ck you stupid human!
Ok, I've had enough. I get up once more and scare him away. Back to bed, but this time it's with my crossman pump rifle
I open the window screen and lay down in sniper postion with blankets over me and part of my pillow covering the chrome barrel. Guess what, teh bird comes back! Not knowing that it's going to be the last time he lands on any more apartment complex window sills, he lands and I promptly unload two pointy-head pellets in his chest on ten pumps.... f*cker.
I hope this is an example to all of his bird friends that have nests in the area. Don't come to my window.
With mission accomplished I return to bed only to wake up three hours later by people outside and screaming babies....
After about two minutes it comes back and starts chirping again. I roll out of bed and go up to the window and hit the screen. Bird flies away. Back to bed.
The son-of-a-bitch comes back again. Maybe five minutes this time. I roll over and look at it. This time he's staring at me and then he starts to squack realll loud and flap his wings. He's like yeah, f*ck you stupid human!
Ok, I've had enough. I get up once more and scare him away. Back to bed, but this time it's with my crossman pump rifle
I open the window screen and lay down in sniper postion with blankets over me and part of my pillow covering the chrome barrel. Guess what, teh bird comes back! Not knowing that it's going to be the last time he lands on any more apartment complex window sills, he lands and I promptly unload two pointy-head pellets in his chest on ten pumps.... f*cker.
I hope this is an example to all of his bird friends that have nests in the area. Don't come to my window.
With mission accomplished I return to bed only to wake up three hours later by people outside and screaming babies....
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