hahaha. The other day i get pulled over by a cop. The cop asked if id been drinkin, i say "why is there a fat girl in the back seat?" I turn around and theres two fat girls back there. I say to the cop, "take me in now officer"
Guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do. If you aint got something nice to say about somebody, you must be talking about Hilary Clinton!
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