yes...yes ladies and gents. This kill happened earlier today on some extremely glorious and blessed 78F weather with a slight breeze.
A buddy of mine and I were happily cruisin to the local Toyota dealership in search for some hard to find parts...upon getting to a stop light with 2 cars ahead of me..i see a white mustang cobra on the next lane being the first car at the stop light. His loud and monsterous V8 rev purposely at me had to been the product of him seeing my front mount intercooler.
Light turns green and I see him drive very slowly along the feeder road just waiting for me....fair enuf, this boy wants to play...i peeked in to see the owner of the stang..looked a little closer and saw his girlfriend was with him. Fuckin A right..i love it when they bring their bitches into a gunfight..it makes victory much more sweet. Anywho, this guy apprently thought I was just another piece of shit ricer...fair enuf.
We slow down to a matching speed and I am in 1st gear...the instant i hear him take off...i punch it like a donkey punch during magic sex hour. he claims a small initial lead and like a great fisherman...I just reel his ass in. I reel him in, i surpass him..while I do, i look over just to see if i can extract any kind of facial expression..in which i succeed on doing
he has the look of confusion. "did i just lose to this ricer?!" was the look on hi sface.
we take the turn around the underpass and go for round #2...i let him take off way before i put the pedal to the floor...Im good bait and must have a good fishing reel..caus ei pull his ass easy and surpass his candy ass again. he didint look over this time. instead he took the first exit out and i continued my trek to Toyota.
Im glad i beat him in front of his girlfriend...maybe shell know his ego is bruised to shit and give him head to drain his sorrows of defeat from a lonely ole import.
A buddy of mine and I were happily cruisin to the local Toyota dealership in search for some hard to find parts...upon getting to a stop light with 2 cars ahead of me..i see a white mustang cobra on the next lane being the first car at the stop light. His loud and monsterous V8 rev purposely at me had to been the product of him seeing my front mount intercooler.
Light turns green and I see him drive very slowly along the feeder road just waiting for me....fair enuf, this boy wants to play...i peeked in to see the owner of the stang..looked a little closer and saw his girlfriend was with him. Fuckin A right..i love it when they bring their bitches into a gunfight..it makes victory much more sweet. Anywho, this guy apprently thought I was just another piece of shit ricer...fair enuf.
We slow down to a matching speed and I am in 1st gear...the instant i hear him take off...i punch it like a donkey punch during magic sex hour. he claims a small initial lead and like a great fisherman...I just reel his ass in. I reel him in, i surpass him..while I do, i look over just to see if i can extract any kind of facial expression..in which i succeed on doing
he has the look of confusion. "did i just lose to this ricer?!" was the look on hi sface. we take the turn around the underpass and go for round #2...i let him take off way before i put the pedal to the floor...Im good bait and must have a good fishing reel..caus ei pull his ass easy and surpass his candy ass again. he didint look over this time. instead he took the first exit out and i continued my trek to Toyota.
Im glad i beat him in front of his girlfriend...maybe shell know his ego is bruised to shit and give him head to drain his sorrows of defeat from a lonely ole import.
