I was in a dark parking lot tonight, and walking back to my car, I stepped on a HUGE pile of incredibly stinky dog shit!!! I ruined my favorite FOB slippers. So I had to throw them away and drive home barefoot.
So I get home, pull into the garage and I smell the fucking dog shit again. It's all over my rear tire and all inside the wheel well. I spent the last half hour scrubbing the tire and the wheel well.
I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE!!!