It really DOES happen$#&%*!!!!

drunk_medic

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Guys, if you for one minute thought that locker room and sorrority fantasies of hot naked girls wandering around or chicks in lingerie in pillow fights were unrealistic, I have news for YOU!

Tonight I went to the gym, with my wife. This has become a ritual lately - an unsaid New Year's resolution, if you will. Well, after we finished working out, we stayed in the sauna for a little bit, and then she went to change in the girl's locker room. She was in there for a few minutes while I was filling out a comment card, thanking the staff for fixing the sauna [I think an element broke, as the temperature was lower each time we went, and it was broken last time we were there]. Well, she came out and as we got outside she said "I feel so sorry for guys. I was in the locker room and the hottest girl was in there, completely naked, rubbing oil on herself. She had like the best body I've ever seen, and her chest was perfect." That's not exactly what she said, but pretty damn close from what I remember. My brain was too busy trying to keep up with locker room scenarios.

Goddammit. :cry:
 
Lovesick Siren

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Comments from aforementioned wife - she -was- amazing. Tight but soft, curved in all the right places. I've been living with the influence of a man far too long, though. I couldn't tell you what her face looked like to save my life.

I wish that women who admit an attraction to other women were required to wear a badge that said so. If she'd been wearing such a badge, I'd have offered to assist her in applying said oil. :naughty:
 
drunk_medic

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joel w. said:
:ttiwwp:

been waiting to use that icon...
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See? That's what I said to her. I believe my words were "See, the ONE TIME you didn't bring your camera phone..".
She said "Oh yeah, THAT'S not a lawsuit waiting to happen."
 
Loki

Loki

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tower_of_ego said:
Comments from aforementioned wife - she -was- amazing. Tight but soft, curved in all the right places. I've been living with the influence of a man far too long, though. I couldn't tell you what her face looked like to save my life.

I wish that women who admit an attraction to other women were required to wear a badge that said so. If she'd been wearing such a badge, I'd have offered to assist her in applying said oil. :naughty:
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:love:
 
GrimJack

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ROFL - here's another similar situation.

On of my best friends plays senior hockey - senior in this case means over 30, it's very high level, a fair number of retired NHL guys play in this league.

Last year, they had just finished their ice time, and they all troop back into the changing room, hit the showers and such. They are all standing in the showers, talking smack like they always do, when in walks this gal. The conversation stalls as everyone thinks - WTF? She walks into the middle of the shower, peels off her shirt, squats down and start smoking hawg.

Lots of the guys took advantage of this. During the whole episode, she never said a damn word.
 
shaeff

shaeff

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you two (medic and tower) seem to have a very, very good relationship, and that makes me happy.

/sappy shaeff

-shaeff
 
SupraMario

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^^ LOL
I thought i was going to read that tower found this post and medic was going to get a talk but wow i was wrong.
thats awesome tho medic, ajahahha
i still cant stop laughing this post is funny as hell
 
shaeff

shaeff

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:naughty: so, CK, how's YOUR membership:naughty:

-shaeff
 
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