So as I was driving home today I was thinking about random stuff and it occurred to me: Is it possible to go number 2 without going number 1? Is this actually possible? I dont think that I've ever been able to pull that one off before....
Is it possible?
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Shytheed Dumas said:It's possible. You have to want it bad enough.
what he said...you'd really have to concentrate...
this is an easy solution.
stand up and piss. then sit down and shit.
technically, you went number 1 THEN number 2.
stand up and piss. then sit down and shit.
technically, you went number 1 THEN number 2.
OneJoeZee, that's still both processes in the same john visit and wouldn't even require a seperate flushing, so I think it misses his goal of a dump completely independent of a piss.
Try this: Stay away from caffeine & alcohol and maybe fluids all together for a day, and eat a hefty meal complete with prunes or something like that.
Just don't give up. You CAN do this if you keep at it.
Try this: Stay away from caffeine & alcohol and maybe fluids all together for a day, and eat a hefty meal complete with prunes or something like that.
Just don't give up. You CAN do this if you keep at it.
Shytheed Dumas said:OneJoeZee, that's still both processes in the same john visit and wouldn't even require a seperate flushing, so I think it misses his goal of a dump completely independent of a piss.
Try this: Stay away from caffeine & alcohol and maybe fluids all together for a day, and eat a hefty meal complete with prunes or something like that.
Just don't give up. You CAN do this if you keep at it.
ok. take a piss. flush the toilet. clench buttcheeks. walk around the house. come back and shit. NOW, technically you've had two different visits. Unless you're gay, you shouldn't have any problems with keeping your ass closed for a few minutes.
It just doesn't seem like the kind of thing where you should have to resort to major clenching efforts or technicalities. :dunno:
Anyway, best of luck RHDMK3. Let us know how that all works out for ya. :biglaugh:
Anyway, best of luck RHDMK3. Let us know how that all works out for ya. :biglaugh:
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lanky189
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Two points. First, I'd never "Stand up and Piss, then Sit and Shit" without flushing first...because what if while in the dumping process you splash piss on your asshole. That's just wrong. Second...can't holding your shit in cause some sort of internal damage. Especially if it's one of those huge ass, choke a horse, shits?!?
Well, no...but I'm not going to leave the vicinity of the toilet when I'm already there...that's just a risk I'm not willing to take.
Troyota said:Well, no...but I'm not going to leave the vicinity of the toilet when I'm already there...that's just a risk I'm not willing to take.
OneJoeZee said:
You wanna tell us something? :kloguck: (<---what a perfect smiley for this thread)
I'm not saying it's not possible for me to hold it in...I was just posing the question of whether or not it could conceivably cause internal damage if you held in one of those "Oh my god, how many flushes is this thing gonna take to go down" dumps. Imagine the coroners report: Cause of death - Intestinal Rupture due to Monster Loaf.
JustAnotherVictim
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Oh, I can go on forever. My friends and I have competitions to see who can come up w/ the worst scenario.
One time when I was a bartender at Applebee's these people came in that own a local tatoo/piercing shop giving out coupons for "Buy one, Get one" piercings. So the question arose if you could get two piercings, what would they be. My response what to get the tip of my peter pierced so when I pee'd it was like a lawn sprinkler. Then for my second, I'd get my ass cheeks pierced together so when I shit it would be sliced in half as it came out. Crazy images huh... I won that one.
One time when I was a bartender at Applebee's these people came in that own a local tatoo/piercing shop giving out coupons for "Buy one, Get one" piercings. So the question arose if you could get two piercings, what would they be. My response what to get the tip of my peter pierced so when I pee'd it was like a lawn sprinkler. Then for my second, I'd get my ass cheeks pierced together so when I shit it would be sliced in half as it came out. Crazy images huh...
I won that one.