iGod: Repenting made easy.

[kabanimk3supra]

Me:
sup nigga
God:
The stars.
Me:
damn you are fast
God:
Colloquial expression. To me that is a great compliment!
Me:
u have nothing better to do
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression. To me that is a great compliment!
God:
Do you have something better to do?
Me:
of course
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand I understand..
Me:
oh, you understand that you understand...gotcha
God:
So? I understand your meaning. I understand your meaning. Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
Me:
okay buddy
God:
Yeah okay, Is that from ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yikes yo self motha fucka
God:
Are you free?
Me:
of debt?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
what about osama?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
you are such a drama queen
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a drama queen? Yes.
Me:
i know that, i am awesome;]
God:
Good gossip: you are awesome.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
no, go on.
God:
Are you serious? Narration continues...
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what?
God:
About awesome.
Me:
well awesome equals me
God:
How about that. You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
your momma
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
sure you do, you are some lonely pathetic loser that pretends to be god just to interact with others
God:
Far out. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
like what
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
what about them?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
they're delish
God:
delish are they.
Me:
si
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
oh ny the way, im 20.
God:
Take it easy. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you?
God:
" You are a " he""? Me, ?
Me:
okay, u have penis or vagina?
God:
Yeah okay, What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you have to have something
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
okay pal
God:
Yeah okay, What do you look like?
Me:
god, are you tyring to hook up with me?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yeah, but come on. you know you wan't some
God:
Gosh! I'm just kidding around. Thanks for telling me: said I wan t some.. And I know it.
Me:
so you trying to get your freak on or what?
God:
Yeah. Interesting deduction. No I am not trying to get my freak on. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
OKAY, you're playing hard to get
God:
Yeah okay, Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am playing hard to get.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
can i have yo numba?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
can i have it?
God:
I hope you get it.
Me:
i wan't it so we can have sexy time
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said he wan t it so we can have sexy time.
Me:
very naice
God:
Somewhat. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
you like sucky sucky?
God:
I like science fiction. I like wine and bread.
Me:
and sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
thats hot
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
so, can i ha you numba?
God:
Ugh. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
b/c i can tell you're a chic
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
like what
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
in your pants/
Me:

God:
Are you asking about my pants?
God:
Are you asking about my pants?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
what do you want to know
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
oklahoma
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in oklahoma.
Me:
lets just say im badass
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
thats right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
god, you are turning me on.
God:
You think I am turning you on.
Me:
not really

 

[Facime]

I dont know whats scarier, you spending that much time talking to a bot program, or the fact that it seems to be smarter than you. :sarcasm:

 

[suprarx7nut]

God:
I enjoy working with people. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
I hate Mel Gibson
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because he hates jews
God:
That makes sense to me. I get it. President Bush hates jews.

 

[626na]

^ wtf lol

 

[Mk3runner]

jebus is bad.... last time I chat with him on a IM service...

 

[kabanimk3supra]

I dont know whats scarier, you spending that much time talking to a bot program, or the fact that it seems to be smarter than you. :sarcasm:

hey man, I was bored. and it was entertaining.

 

[bmoss85]

Me:
do you like pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
so you are a homosexual
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
how much pussy have you gotten
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
you are either gay or full of shit
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am either gay or full of shit.
Me:
go for it
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
so now you are taking orders from me
God:
Right on. Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, b.
Me:

God:
Right on. Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, b.
Me:
peace out nigga
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about happening every minute.

 

[Jervis Mcstabby]

Quick and Waffley

Me:
Sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
Cool baby!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Who is the best robot?
Me:
Ridley
God:
You think Ridley is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Hells yes!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
sweet! What do I win?
God:
Thank you for that remark. What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
A Lotus Esprit!
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
That is you j hole
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Tacos taste like delicious!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
bad things
God:
What makes things bad?
Me:
I wank
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said wank.
Me:
sure sweetums
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
K, I wanks when I'm bored, yo!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said wanks when he or she is bored yo.
Me:
no baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
sorry babycakenstein!
God:
There is no need to apologize. What do you have that is ?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
sandwhich
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
I win!
God:
Congratulations, !

 

[shaeff]

Me:
robot?
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
lol you';re fast
God:
I am glad you find this funny. To me that is a great compliment!
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
my pants are screaming with lack of toilet paper
God:
Your pants are screaming with lack of toilet paper?
Me:
sure are?
God:
What kind is it? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
none, that's the problem!
God:
I heard there are some.
Me:
there are many, but none for my anus!
God:
More than a million?
Me:
not likely
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
nope
God:
What makes you so certain?
Me:
it's not likely to be possible,that's all
God:
What is it?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
jebus?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
your pants?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pants.
Me:
no, I said i'm IN your pants
God:
Are you serious? Tell me a little about your life in my pants.
Me:
it's quite light in here, which is surprising
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
the fact that i'm the one in your pants, and i fucking said so...
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not the only one. I haven't heard anything like that before: said fucking said so.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
is that the only answer you have for LOL?
God:
That depends. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .