Not me. Friend in N.J., Frank Meloi:
I've had a bad cough for the past two days so I decided to stop at A&P on my way home tonight and pick up some Robotussin. When I brought the box up to the register the cashier asked me for ID. "Why do you need to see ID? I'm paying in cash." I asked. He then told me that Kids use Robotussin to get high, and that he needed to verify that I was over 18. "Are you kidding me?" I snapped. "I have a f***ing cough. If I want to get baked I'll go to the liquor store and buy some bourbon." I left the box on the counter and walked out, opting to take my business to a store that wouldn't card me for buying cough syrup.
What the hell is society coming to? It's bad enough that old balding geezers in their 60's get carded by pimply-faced kids when buying cigarettes, but now we have to show ID when buying Robotussin? So what if a bunch of stupid kids drink a bottle at a time? Ever hear of something called parenting? Why does society have to penalize the 99.9% of us who AREN'T complete fucktards? As far as I see it, if these kids want to drink a case of DXM and stare at pink elephants all night, before slipping into a coma, then let them. In fact, we should GIVE them all the cough syrup they want for free. Maybe then they won't reproduce and add to the surplus population of buffoons roaming this planet. It would be like a great Robotussin-inspired Dickensian crusade. We could call it "Tussin for Tards."
But I digress.
What's next? Some kids snort the nitrous oxide out of whipped cream canisters. Will I soon need ID to make a frigging banana cream pie? How about Squirrel Nut Zippers? If you eat enough of those you can go into diabetic shock and start seeing things. Maybe we need to start verifying your age before you can be allowed access to caramel-nutty goodness. And what about standing up too fast? You can get a mean head rush from doing that and pass out and dash your head to pieces on your playstation 3. Why isn't Ted Koppel doing a 3 hour investigative report on the dangers of chairs, and the need for legislation? Give me a break. What ever happened to human beings using their God-given judgment to decide what is best for them? Since when does government have to watch our every move to determine whether or not we're making the correct decisions? After all, why mess with such a time-proven process as natural selection?
Anyway, that's my rant for today.
Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!
I've had a bad cough for the past two days so I decided to stop at A&P on my way home tonight and pick up some Robotussin. When I brought the box up to the register the cashier asked me for ID. "Why do you need to see ID? I'm paying in cash." I asked. He then told me that Kids use Robotussin to get high, and that he needed to verify that I was over 18. "Are you kidding me?" I snapped. "I have a f***ing cough. If I want to get baked I'll go to the liquor store and buy some bourbon." I left the box on the counter and walked out, opting to take my business to a store that wouldn't card me for buying cough syrup.
What the hell is society coming to? It's bad enough that old balding geezers in their 60's get carded by pimply-faced kids when buying cigarettes, but now we have to show ID when buying Robotussin? So what if a bunch of stupid kids drink a bottle at a time? Ever hear of something called parenting? Why does society have to penalize the 99.9% of us who AREN'T complete fucktards? As far as I see it, if these kids want to drink a case of DXM and stare at pink elephants all night, before slipping into a coma, then let them. In fact, we should GIVE them all the cough syrup they want for free. Maybe then they won't reproduce and add to the surplus population of buffoons roaming this planet. It would be like a great Robotussin-inspired Dickensian crusade. We could call it "Tussin for Tards."
But I digress.
What's next? Some kids snort the nitrous oxide out of whipped cream canisters. Will I soon need ID to make a frigging banana cream pie? How about Squirrel Nut Zippers? If you eat enough of those you can go into diabetic shock and start seeing things. Maybe we need to start verifying your age before you can be allowed access to caramel-nutty goodness. And what about standing up too fast? You can get a mean head rush from doing that and pass out and dash your head to pieces on your playstation 3. Why isn't Ted Koppel doing a 3 hour investigative report on the dangers of chairs, and the need for legislation? Give me a break. What ever happened to human beings using their God-given judgment to decide what is best for them? Since when does government have to watch our every move to determine whether or not we're making the correct decisions? After all, why mess with such a time-proven process as natural selection?
Anyway, that's my rant for today.
Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!