I love working with morons.

[gtsfirefighter]

I'm a firefighter/paramedic and we have this one guy, who's like in his early sixties but looks 80. He needs to retire but won't. He's nuts. He's living with this young chick who has a couple of kids. He is so obsessed with her but we all hear she won't let him screw her, he sometimes gets to watch her shower. We've met her, she's fat. He's made her beneficiary of all his stuff and they're not even married. He'll be in the middle of a medical call, his phone will ring, it's her, and he'll walk off to talk to her, leaving his partner to take care of everything. Our division commanders are trying to get rid of him with help from our medical director. In the politically correct world we live in now (thank you Bill and Hillary Clinton :icon_mad: ) they can't just fire him. He could claim discrimination because of mental illness, yada yada yada.

 

[Syris]

^so do you work with morons?

Yea I do his name is Tim and is pretty good competition about being as useful as a goldfish. You can tell him something right to his face, 5 seconds later when he walks out the door he totally forgets everything you just told him

 

[Sawbladz]

Morons...not really. Crackheads...oh hell ya!!! I can't really call them morons cause they are proficient at their work, but they come to work many days still fried.

 

[Clip]

i work at a hardware store with a 25% employee discount, bitches.

 

[Ckanderson]

^is that a good thing?

 

[PROJECT N00b]

out of the 3 people that got hired (including me) 1 got fired for time and attendance and another might be fired if he doesnt pick up the pace. another slow bitch might get fired too. yeah i work with morons. this guy makes the wrong drinks when the cups clearly state CM, caramel macchiato (sp? <kyle correct me) he makes a fucking chai. and when the customers come back because someone made the wrong drink, i have to fix it.

 

[Nick M]

no way. when your like 45 and live in a studio appartment, and have long hair down to your ass, huge beer belly, and drive a old ford focus, i just figure he had his chance. if i told him that he was a fuck up it wouldent make a difference.

Oh come on. I know this is fun, but don't talk about him behind his back.

 

[Ckanderson]

i've said the same thing to his face.

(not all at once, but you know what I mean)

 

[bigaaron]

You should be the stand up guy and let him know he is a dumbass. Somebody has to do it. Look at the dipshits here. Nobody bothers to tell them how stupid they are, and the walk around thinking they have it figured out. Do the right thing and let him know his ship is sinking. I always let them know.

The only thing more annoying then stupid people, is people who can't seem to get over the fact that the world is filled with stupid people, especially the ones who feel like it's their job to point out how stupid people are on a regular basis.

Ignorance is bliss, so why take that away from them? They already have the personal burden of being stupid for the rest of their life. :biglaugh:

You get paid to put up with stupid people at work, and the best thing you can do is play the game better then they do and make more money.

 

[Jayhall]

i work with a bunch of lazy union workers. None of them want to do anything. One guy inparticular, he thinks hes is gods gift to the world, but the truth is, he may be half retarded. He thinks he so smart, and so sneaky, but everyone there knows what this guy is up to. I've got him by the balls these days, he was pissing me off one day, and i caught him looking through some of the private cars in the rail loading area, so i went up, talked to him, made sure he knew i was there, and that i saw him, and that i knew what he was doing.

I just read arrons last post, I agree %100

 

[bigaaron]

Everybody in the world makes at least one stupid comment every day. Stupid can be a temporary condition for some. For me it comes and goes. LOL

Maybe if you look around and all you ever see is idiots, it's YOU that has the problem. People who can't figure that out are stupid.

 

[Stanzaspeed]

I am the moron everyone else has to work with.

I'm mad.

 

[JSHeinrich]

i'm an electrician...we get these young guys right out of trade school and the cant run a wire from one box to the next. they just can't figure it out and this is after 2 years of school. We are timed for the houses we do so these dumb kids are getting me and others in trouble. Its ridiculous

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

out of the 3 people that got hired (including me) 1 got fired for time and attendance and another might be fired if he doesnt pick up the pace. another slow bitch might get fired too. yeah i work with morons. this guy makes the wrong drinks when the cups clearly state CM, caramel macchiato (sp? <kyle correct me) he makes a fucking chai. and when the customers come back because someone made the wrong drink, i have to fix it.

Dude that happens to me all the time. I write in all caps. And sometimes when i go fast, the M looks like an H. Everyone gets pissed LOL.


I'm the moron at that point.

 

[suprahooked]

I am a construction foreman and i work with morons everyday.. The world revoles around them.

 

[PROJECT N00b]

sometimes the customers are the fucktards, especially the ones that cant speak english, and the baristas on the floor cant speak the language that the customer speaks. usually they come up to the register...

me: "Hello"

them: "frapoo-she-no"

me: "im sorry?"

them: "frapoo-she-no, caramello"

me: "so you want a caramel frappucino?"

them: *blank look*

-at this point i have to look around for customers that can translate for me-

and usually, when they have an order of 5 drinks or more, one or two of them always seem to get mixed up. why? because they dont know if they want it blended or not, or hot or cold. sure youre asking "isnt it your job to ask them if they want it hot or not/blended or on the rocks". i make sure to ask them, but they dont know what im saying so they just say yes...

yeah, pretty long but its true. i also hate the kids/people that come up and just straight up order thier drinks. OH! i also hate the people that come to the register and try to pay with benjamins, i ask them id they have anything smaller, they obviously say no...so i get back at them with giving them coins, dollar bills and such. at that point they say "oh you know what, i have a 20"

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-justin

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

^ lol... its the same at advance...

"what kind of vehicle?"
-blank look-
"Honda, Ford, Chevy, Dodge,....."
-yeah-
"Yeah what...?"
-chebby-
"Chevy what?"
-.....-
".... OK what do you need?"
-*points to sign*-
"OK.... $19.99..."

I dont even feel bad anymore. The crappy part is, if we didnt know spanish/french/german/w/e in another country we'd be royally screwed. :icon_conf

But as far as me working with idiots, I work with women... and they can be pretty effing stupid when it comes to machines/computers. They do have me licked in dealing with pediatric patients though.

 

[PROJECT N00b]

it kinda ruins my day. but i have another funny story to share.

kyle: do you have those people at your store that always come and never order anything?

 

[Satan]

How about workin' with a "difficult" person...?

You tell him that he should really look at himself and see why others view them in a negative way and why I don't want to be around him... then, he turns right around and ARGUES with you (over and over about it), even tho you've explained "it may just be my perception."

He still doesn't see it.

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

okay, my supervisor. shes an obese woman that is psychotic. She always complains about one thing or another, even if she flip flop about it.
day 1:
her:"why are there so many X's, i only wanted this many X's"
me: "okay sorry, ill make that many tomorrow"
day 2:
her: "why are there so little X's, i wanted this many..."
me:... you told me you wanted this much everyday...
her: no i told you this many...
me: ... dumb bitch...

Its the worst considering i weigh everything... and of course her son and nephew get away with fucking murder!