I love working with morons.

[Ckanderson]

It makes me look so good! I work with one other sales guy who is a total burn out. Lets call him Keith, cause thats his name. Some new account (one that hasnt been set up yet) called us and Keith picked up the phone. Got the guy to fax over everything (resale and company info) but then never entered it into the system. Guy calls back cause Keith hasnt called him back. I pick up, enter the name in the system and take a 1500 dollar order. Now whenever this comapny orders from us, I make the commision.

Score.

Anyone else work with morons?

 

[Syris]

Everyone works with morons. If they dont realize it, its usually them.

 

[Ckanderson]

^so do you work with morons?

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

i hate working with them because i can't make money off of their stupidity. well at least my job is secure?

 

[Ckanderson]

yea so is mine. i make it look easy.

 

[CampbellsChunkySoupra]

well... i work at a daycare and there is this uber fat chick that "has to lean up against shit or sit down because her knees hurt."

she gets this special accomodations like when we are in the 95+ heat in the humid ass iowa weather, she gets to go inside and take a small break when none of us get too. shes nice though..

sorry bitch, lose some weight so u can do ur job.

 

[Ckanderson]

^oh thad piss me off soo bad. you get special time off, cause you ate more then every one else?

F that!

 

[Jeff Lange]

My name is Keith, and I don't really work with any morons, they always seem to help out and stuff, it's pretty great. I enjoy where I work and I think I do a good job.

 

[Yellow 13]

My name is Keith, and I don't really work with any morons, they always seem to help out and stuff, it's pretty great. I enjoy where I work and I think I do a good job.

Your name is Jeff...

 

[suprahoops]

i wokk with a guy named flax sharkey i kid you not. and he fat slow and stupid. last week he got in trouble for eating on the job 5 times, and not only that he tried to do it with out paying for the food.

on one hand i like working with him because i look great and make better tips. but at the same time when we get a rush and im running the grill ,pizza oven and preping all at once while he "does dishes".

but i get all the tips and the respect so i can deal.

 

[LilMissMkIII]

I used to work with morons, but i got their asses fired... I can't stand having incompetent fools on my team, so i get rid of them asap as they give the team and the company a bad rep, and in this industry, it's not worth having clients think that, as if i decide to move on from here, i'll more than likely take up a job with a client of ours...

 

[speed]

I work with some tech support people who don't understand that a wifi signal has to originate from something. Its pretty sad.

 

[Jeff Lange]

Your name is Jeff...

That's what I want you to think.

 

[ma71supraturbo]

The coworker that sticks out most in my mind for being a moron was named Todd. Everyone called him Retodd (telling him it was because he replaced another guy named todd). He never got it either....

 

[IJ.]

i wokk with a guy named flax sharkey i kid you not. and he fat slow and stupid. last week he got in trouble for eating on the job 5 times, and not only that he tried to do it with out paying for the food.

on one hand i like working with him because i look great and make better tips. but at the same time when we get a rush and im running the grill ,pizza oven and preping all at once while he "does dishes".

but i get all the tips and the respect so i can deal.

Would have expected a Chinese restaruant never seen a Wokk in a Pizza shop

 

[honestabe]

I have a 17 year old working under me. He's cocky as hell and dumber than a rock. I've seen more motivation from a high school dropout to go back to school. I want to beat him over the head daily with a big stick every time he give me attitude or isn't doing something.

Adam

 

[suprahoops]

Would have expected a Chinese restaruant never seen a Wokk in a Pizza shop

i some how gained a strange accent while typing work...hhmmmmm

 

[Ckanderson]

My name is Keith, and I don't really work with any morons, they always seem to help out and stuff, it's pretty great. I enjoy where I work and I think I do a good job.

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

good one.

 

[Nick M]

It makes me look so good! I work with one other sales guy who is a total burn out. Lets call him Keith, cause thats his name. Some new account (one that hasnt been set up yet) called us and Keith picked up the phone. Got the guy to fax over everything (resale and company info) but then never entered it into the system. Guy calls back cause Keith hasnt called him back. I pick up, enter the name in the system and take a 1500 dollar order. Now whenever this comapny orders from us, I make the commision.

Score.

Anyone else work with morons?

You should be the stand up guy and let him know he is a dumbass. Somebody has to do it. Look at the dipshits here. Nobody bothers to tell them how stupid they are, and the walk around thinking they have it figured out. Do the right thing and let him know his ship is sinking. I always let them know.

 

[Ckanderson]

no way. when your like 45 and live in a studio appartment, and have long hair down to your ass, huge beer belly, and drive a old ford focus, i just figure he had his chance. if i told him that he was a fuck up it wouldent make a difference.