I have a genius brother with no common sense!?

JMDigital

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Tuesday morning 7:05am I get a call. Its my little brother. (25 years old) Tells me he broke down on the way to work. He is in the emergency lane of one of our big bridges. So I asked him what happened. He drives a 97 Honda CIVIC LX. Manual. So He tells me that all of a sudden the car makes a weird screeching noise and stalls. He cant get it started. So I'm off to get him to work while the tow truck tows his car to a friends mechanic shop.

To understand this story I have to tell you that my brother graduated from the USF Honors program top of his class. I do not remember him ever getting anything but A's in school. So needless to say he is a smart guy. Just seems to have never developed common sense?

I had a scary feeling about what happened, and I was correct. I got a call from my friend and he told me that my brother ran the car with practically NO OIL. That's what I was afraid of. For some reason my brother has never checked or changed his oil in his life. He is not a car guy at all. He just wants a car to get him from point A to B. Every time me or my father would go see him one of the things we would do is check all the fluids and ask him when was the last time he had the oil changed.

He lived in Fort Walton Beach until a few weeks ago. When he moved back here we forgot to check his car out.

So do you guys think its worth getting a used engine and replacing it ? Or is it time for a used car? He does not have the money for either one of those things so it looks like my father is going to have to fork over the money. I am just trying to figure out what would be better??

Just goes to show, "Book Smarts" is not the only thing you need in life!

thanks!!
 

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Smack him in the back of the head and tell him to write you a thesis paper on why his car broke down and the causes of it, along with possible solutions that could have prevented it... :biglaugh:
 

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starscream5000 said:
Smack him in the back of the head and tell him to write you a thesis paper on why his car broke down and the causes of it, along with possible solutions that could have prevented it... :biglaugh:

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Yea the crazy thing about that is , the paper would actually be fun for him! I think whatever we do to fix it I will get him a gift card to Jiffy Lube for his birthday!!

Seriously tho.. I found an engine for 700.00 with 40k miles on it. I dont know the cost of swaping it but it has to be cheaper then a used car right?
 

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hondas are easy to swap engines...

unbolt subframe and disconnect other crap, lift car off subfream, swap engines on subfream, lower car down and reconnect...

pick up just about any tuner magazine with hondas and it's pretty much step by step on how to do it...
 

Poodles

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:rofl:

my best friend was like that too... and he owned a laser and eclipse but didn't even know either one was turboed...

he atleast checks the oil (well, after we beat him over the head about it...)
 

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Supracentral said:
Buy him a bus pass.

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

OK You want to get worried.. My father is letting him use his red 89 Supra till we do something!!!! (its 100% stock)

He did tell him that every friday he has to come to my fathers house and check the oil while my father watches him. So its a little training session for a while. haha.. Hopefully he will learn to check oil after this is all over.
 

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JMDigital said:
:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

OK You want to get worried.. My father is letting him use his red 89 Supra till we do something!!!! (its 100% stock)

He did tell him that every friday he has to come to my fathers house and check the oil while my father watches him. So its a little training session for a while. haha.. Hopefully he will learn to check oil after this is all over.

Just tell the kid that part of getting gas is checking the oil/water/brakefluid/psfluid/tires. If he's not retarded he can learn.
 

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this is a thing i have never understood. I knew a girl once, smart as hell and fricken SMOKIN hot. drove an eclipse. ran it low on oil once, refille dit, and drove it rodknocked for like a year! its sounded like a damn diesel when she rounded the corner to my friends house.

finaly blew the hg cause she ran low on coolent.
 

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I have a friend who is the same way, he ran his car without oil for such a long time. He was on his way to get it changed and he blew the head. Poor bastard was on his way and it gave up:3d_frown: . Fucked up lesson, but he finally learned. Now his car only runs on 3 cylinders, he has a chevy cavalier. LOL
 

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Ckanderson said:
this is a thing i have never understood. I knew a girl once, smart as hell and fricken SMOKIN hot. drove an eclipse. ran it low on oil once, refille dit, and drove it rodknocked for like a year! its sounded like a damn diesel when she rounded the corner to my friends house.

finaly blew the hg cause she ran low on coolent.

Yup.. thats my brother. Just cant handle the little common sense things.

Reminds me of a Car Talk call, Girl told the guys that she put black tape over one of the idiot lights because it was bothering her.?!!! They had a blast with that call!
 

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Get him a book about cars and car repair maintenence... to some people, common sense must be conciously learned, not automatically picked up like most would assume.

I'm sure if he gets straight A's in school, if he knew why oil was important he would check it. Just saying "check the oil" and no understanding of why is meaningless, you have to assume he doesn't even know why oil is in the car.