Adjuster said:
Riding a bike with no helmet, or were you skating and wiped out big time?
What happend man! You can't post pics like that without at story attached!
(Best option, your girfriend did not shave for awhile, and you got some rash from the stubble?.... ) LOL JK.
i got two stories, 1 is true the other is false you can pick one to your liking
i saw a house that was on fire and heard screaming coming from the top floor so i ran inside and dodged falling peices of burning wood and made my way to the attic of this house where i found a woman that was pregnant and unable to walk. She was in shock and couldnt move so i helped her give birth to her baby right then and there and cut the umbillical cord with my teath. i then threw the woman over my shoulder and carried the baby like a football and proceeded to use my face to batter down the burning walls and take her and her newborn to safety
or
long story short, i got launched out of the back of a flat bed at work and landed on the pavement face first going 20+ leaving a nice big blood splatter and a basketball size puddle of blood.
either way i got a sneek peak at my skull and due to the nerve damage i cant feal a thing.
didnt know how bad it was until the EMT showed up and said "holy shit" watched the doc stitch me up and drove myself home 1 hour later without any pain meds, only thing i've taken is ibprofin ( not gonna spell it right so stfu) and i dont even take that anymore.
