i died late this week

[trucker]

.....roumors of my death have been greatly exagerated.


so i get a call from my parents this morning.at about 2.30am a call comes to their house from a woman in iowa, asking for me to contact her within the next 48 hours.

curious, i spend all day tring to call back from the road, finally getting thru about 2 hours ago.turns out it was my first love, from many moons ago.she had heard through a friend that a mutual friend of ours friend was heading to texas to attend my funeral.unreal.you think someone would have told me if had died.

i didn't think too much of it, but later i realized that in our conversation that she had no idea that the mutual friend had left iowa for portland like 8 years ago.wonder if something is there....


anyway, just thought y'all should know about it. guess my greiving widow will be having a fire sale on supra parts soon....

 

[Ckanderson]

wait what?

 

[Poodles]

hey, at least you are registered as DEAD on your credit...

know someone who was, and it was hell to prove that she was alive...

 

[BlackMKIII]

Wow, sorry to hear that. We'll miss you Trucker. Where's the wake being held? I could use some free grub.

 

[upgradedsupra]

Where's the wake being held?

It will be a"WAKE" literally :biglaugh:

Duane

 

[Ckanderson]

Baaa ZING!

 

[trucker]

i was actually joking with my mom about my funeral a few months ago.

told her i wanted to go out viking style, lots of drinking, followed by sending me out on the lake in a burning boat

she asked if i wanted them to sing michael row the boat ashore

no, i wnt y'all to sing row.row, row your boat...in rounds


is it rude to make a pig of yourself at youur own wake?

 

[Ckanderson]

Nope. I plan on the same thing.

 

[AF1JZ]

That sounds like a blast.

 

[BJ91T]

well sorry to see you pass away like that I will miss you ....



wait free grub ..can i attend?

 

[supradavenz]

did someone say free food?

so how did you actually die?.. was it something outragous or something boring..

 

[Nick M]

Welcome back.

 

[trucker]

did someone say free food?

so how did you actually die?.. was it something outragous or something boring..

no idea how i died, but you could look at it two ways

i'm a morbidly obese chain-smoking diabetic, no suprise, natural causes, i guess

but i also teach rookies how to drive trucks, so it could have been spectacularly firey wreck, come to think of it, that would be a natual cause too, wouldn't it?

 

[suprahero]

Will she be selling any 1jz parts? I'll also miss you, but I'll find the strength to go go on living. It won't be easy, but I'll be strong...............:biglaugh:

Did someone say "Free Food"....................:yumyum:

 

[Loki]

she asked if i wanted them to sing michael row the boat ashore

no, i wnt y'all to sing row.row, row your boat...in rounds

 

[tlo86]

time to get a million credit cards

 

[MK3Brent]

Lake?

Vikings go out to sea, then lit on fire via flaming arrows.

Ask me how I know, the last time I died we did that.

 

[Tanya]

You should will me all your Supra stuff, k?

 

[SupraMario]

i was actually joking with my mom about my funeral a few months ago.

told her i wanted to go out viking style, lots of drinking, followed by sending me out on the lake in a burning boat

she asked if i wanted them to sing michael row the boat ashore

no, i wnt y'all to sing row.row, row your boat...in rounds


is it rude to make a pig of yourself at youur own wake?

Naa Its all good, I'm going to have my 2 brothers drag my lifeless body threw the ball pit at chucky cheese's one last time, and go down the slide a few times also.

 

[trucker]

tanya, ,for about 300 bucks and some good friends with a couple of trucks, you might not have to wait for me to die


i'm beginning to realize with my job, a major build may never get done


btw, your mouldings are still in the shipping box on the roof of one of 'em