I cant even put this into words.....

[Ckanderson]

I posted a autometer tach for sale on craigslist, posted it was new and availible as of 2 hours ago.

THIS is the quality email I get about it...


** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

--

DEAR SELLER

HOW ARE YOU TODAY ....I GOT YOUR ADD YOU PAST ON CRAIGSLIST I WANNA
WHANT TO KNOW IF IS TILL AVAILABE AND THE CONDITION OF THE ITEM WHIT
THE LAST ASKING PRICE YOU WANNA LET IT GO ....GET BACK TO ME ASAP


To which I responded,

Chris Anderson to joy
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did you even READ the auction?

idiot.

 

[dirtlord420]

that is really hard to read.

 

[TurboFreak]

Its spam... duh. H/o lemme get a funny one I got while selling the Jeep.

EDIT:
This is a couple of em I got...
"hello
Am indeed interested in the (CAR)advert for sale.i wil need to know the leastprice you are willing tosell it, so we can proceed on payment.. I await your further replysoon"

"
HI SELLER
i am steven john i want tobuy your car for my son he will be happy if you sell it for me please get tome with this info as for the shipping i have a company to dothat for me that will pick it in your location
NAME=
ZIPCODE=
CITY=
MOBILE=
ADDRESS=
COUNTRY=
please when you get me this information i will be able to make the payment to be easy so i will order my cashier to issue the cheque for you please get back to me with a reasonable price and reply. "

 

[willfish]

nice,
I got two les pauls on there for sale, an I had a person saying there in Africa on a business trip an would send there shipper to my hgouse to pick it up, an could only send a check or something ....


Will

 

[WetBoostedDreams]

CK, next time you might wanna post the link to the ad, not the link to manage the ad. I saw someone do that before and someone decided to make changes to the ad that weren't in his best interest.

 

[Loki]

CK, next time you might wanna post the link to the ad, not the link to manage the ad. I saw someone do that before and someone decided to make changes to the ad that weren't in his best interest.

Bawaahahahaha, CK = fail.

 

[americanjebus]

"I have a brand new phantom Monster cock for sale. Its 15 inches long, it feels like a real one. I hate to let it go, it's gotten my through some lonely nights but I have too."

wtf are you selling?

 

[Supracentral]

"Real world PROFESSIONAL grade penetration is what this item is all about. I LOVE IT! Sometimes I think it tickles my stomach if you know what I mean... "

ROFLMAO

 

[mkIIIman089]

LMAO. BURN Ck!

 

[Ckanderson]

I hate you guys.

 

[GotTurbos?]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It should sell much faster now.

 

[Ckanderson]

Someone better have taken a screenshot of that.



but seriously, i hate each and every one of you.

 

[Loki]

"Real world PROFESSIONAL grade penetration is what this item is all about. I LOVE IT! Sometimes I think it tickles my stomach if you know what I mean... "

ROFLMAO

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[GotTurbos?]

 

[mkIIIman089]

CK, next time you might wanna post the link to the ad, not the link to manage the ad.

I just think its amazing that whoever runs craigs list made it possible to even do this.

 

[willfish]

Someone better have taken a screenshot of that.



but seriously, i hate each and every one of you.

even me ? ah, I'm so hurt ...

Will

 

[Superjustin13]

I knew you were a raging homosexual

 

[willfish]

I knew you were a raging homosexual

ha ha,, yea right,

"homie dont play dat "


the only brown eye that I'd ever hump is that of a womans...:naughty:


Will