Young Harry moved to Prince George and bought a horse from a farmer for
$100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry, son, but I have some
bad news. The horse died.'
Harry replied, 'Well, then, just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Harry said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?'
Harry said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
Harry said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Harry and asked, 'What
happened with that dead horse?'
Harry said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made a net profit of $998.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Harry said, 'Just the guy who won.....so I gave him his two dollars back.'
Harry grew up and works for the government.
$100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry, son, but I have some
bad news. The horse died.'
Harry replied, 'Well, then, just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Harry said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?'
Harry said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
Harry said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Harry and asked, 'What
happened with that dead horse?'
Harry said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made a net profit of $998.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Harry said, 'Just the guy who won.....so I gave him his two dollars back.'
Harry grew up and works for the government.
