How screwed up is your family?

[LilMissMkIII]

I can't talk about how fucked up my family life has been, but I'm pretty sure I'm up there with the most screwed up.

 

[funky_monkey58]

My immediate family is pretty classic midwest. I have a mom that is 2 yrs younger than my dad. They have been married for 25yrs. I am the second child of four brothers. My older brother is 22 I am 20 my younger brothers are 18 and the one just turned 17. We are all pretty much 2 yrs apart and get along great.

 

[savannahashlee]

My mother is dead. I wished she was here to be screwed up.

Yeah, no doubt man..January 9th was 3 years since my mom died....

As for my family: My mom was adopted, unfortunately we know barely anything about her family..

my dad, dont get me started...

 

[bmoss85]

not enought time to write it all down, but my mom in prison in fl, my dad just moved back in with his mother at 46. i have an ex stepdad im very close too, and 2 half brothers a 1 half sister that live with my exstepdad in fl. driving to fl on friday to get my brothers for their springbreak. theres a lot of srewed up stuff that only a couple of people know about my family life growing up.

im 24
wife 21
two lil boys, 3 & 21 months

 

[Clueless]

I swear sometimes my whole family has PMS

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

0 complaints about my family now that my sister in law is no more (divorce). I can actually spend time with my brother now! Woo hoo!

 

[KicknAsphlt]

I just recently found out some messed up shit about my Grandmother (Mom's mom) and her whole side of my family....needless to say, what I've heard about her is completely different from what I've known for the past 29 years....although my Dad told me when I started talking to that side of my family again that he could tell me shit about my Grandma that I probably wasn't ready to hear....that was 7 years ago...lol. Needless to say, I think what I've heard recently backs that up.

As for the rest of my family -- my Mom used to be a drug user and had a long string of boyfriends, but she's been clean now for about 8 ro 9 years...I'm actually proud of her. There was a time where I didn't like or talk to her. My aunt (her sister) likes to start shit with anyone and everyone, definitely the family instigator...and she's very stingy...lol.

My Dad's side....well, they're probably relatively normal compared to my Mom's side, but Dad used to be an abuser and heavy drinker....I've seen and heard some fucked up shit about him throughout my life.

I'm sure I haven't even scratched the surface, and who knows...probably never will...*shrug*

 

[MK3Brent]

Pfft. I've had 3 kids, I am not what a typical 27 year old should look like, physically in shape, etc. And I'm still attracted to bullheaded men who tend to argue with me constantly about shit and infuriate me, I dont know wtf is up with that :1zhelp:

Generally, I dont feel 27. And most people say I don't look it either. And I certainly dont feel like I am where I should be at this point in my life

Yeah, no offense... I always thought you were much older.

 

[Tanya]

Yeah, no offense... I always thought you were much older.

:cry::cry::cry: by my pics or posts??



damnit, Im going to go hide in a closet now :nono:

 

[MK3Brent]

Pics and lifestyle.

 

[staticpage]

27 is not old right? ...right, I'm turning 25 next month I cant be getting old no way! I look like I'm 15 but its awesome I love it.

 

[honestabe]

My dad is on his 7th marriage, twice the the same woman. I have 6 siblings from him. Only 1 possible full sibling that I've never met, the rest are half siblings. I have a half brother from him that I've never met that's 38 years old. My mom is on her 4th marriage and the guy she just married in October she has been on and off with him for almost 13 years now. He's like a 2nd father to me since mine is awesome. My cousin is a drunk and a drug addict. My dad used to be a marijuana dealer when he was my age and my mom and step-dad are pot heads (my mom for medical reasons). I've never had a grandpa. My moms dad died when she was 2 back in 1965 in a car crash, my dads father is unknown since grandma won't tell who he is. My dads brother is a pedophile and god only knows what else and has been disowned for the last 30 years (no contact wanted from him, he could be dead and it wouldn't matter). I'm sure there's more, but I can't remember.

Adam

 

[Tanya]

Pics and lifestyle.

...wow.

 

[gtsfirefighter]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Am I the only one who caught this gem of comic relief??? Dr. Evil FTW.:biglaugh:


Tanya, don't worry. 27 is young. I'll be 40 in June. To me you don't look nowhere near 30 and you still have some righteous curves!:love:

 

[Tanya]

Am I the only one who caught this gem of comic relief??? Dr. Evil FTW.:biglaugh:


Tanya, don't worry. 27 is young. I'll be 40 in June. To me you don't look nowhere near 30 and you still have some righteous curves!:love:

:biglaugh::biglaugh: I was trying to figure out wtf movie that was from, heh

Thanks :icon_razz

 

[Clueless]

I agree with the "righteous curves" but don't tell my fiancée that

 

[flight doc89]

My mom got married, had a boy and a girl, then got divorced. The fathers parents refused to abandon their grandchildren, the father got pissed off and disappeared (as in, nobody has seen him in over 20 years). I still call my Mom's ex-father-in-law Grandpa Paul (Grandma Bobby died a few years ago)
EDIT: My Aunt is my Mom's ex-sister-in-law from the same marriage.

My mom met my dad later, had me and my younger brother, they divorced few years ago.

Dad married a (young, hehe) nurse who already had one kid from her first marriage, now they have had another 6 months ago.

Mom isn't married yet (they won't until the end of my dad's alimony), but her fiance/boyfriend has two daughters and a son from his first marriage. They aren't married yet, but he is stepdad.

So:

I have three sets of grandparents.
siblings are as follows:
Maternal half-sister (age 27)
Maternal half-brother (age 26)
Myself (age 20)
Step-sister (Mom and step-dad, age 19)
Full brother (age 15)
Step-sister (Mom and step-dad, age ~12)
Step-brother (Dad and step-mom, age 11)
Step-brother (Mom and step-dad, age 10)
Paternal half-brother (age 6 mo.)

Mom is 46, step dad is early 40's
Dad is 49, step mom is 28.

 

[Brewster]

Pretty normal but we don't talk to much of the extended family because other than a couple of them, they're all fucking nuts. Must be the Hatfield gene.

 

[Isphius]

my grandparents are the same age as my GFs aunts/uncles. Grandma was born when her mom was 19, had her first kids at 18, I was born when my parents were 19. Not so much messed up but at least its awesome cause ill have them around for a long time. I only have 1 great grandparent tho, rest are gone I guess to add to the messed up-ness, 4 of 7 of my aunts and uncles still lived at home till 2 years ago. What happened? one of them bought the house off my grandparents, and kicked the rest out (including me). So he is going to have never left home...not once.