2, none counted. First one was for 71 in a 55 (BS, I was in my '94 explorer going up a hill- had just finished 3 final exams in one day and I was leaving for a month of Navy stuff the day after). I had known the judge since I was born, and it was still 2 $100 parking tickets... Second was for 55 in a 35 (speed limit changed about 1/8 mile from where I was lasered). No excuse really for that one, although it was a bad week and I had just found out they were taking my uncle off of life support. Turned into an $80 parking ticket.
I also got pulled over once for drunk driving and 1047-Unsafe Start. Only I don't drink. It was about 10PM, I was driving home from an unproductive afternoon of doing nothing with the roof off of the supra. I was doing a steady 5-7 over the limit on the highway, nothing out of the ordinary. Got to my exit, needed to get some milk and apples at the store, so I did a pretty weak powerslide from the stop sign. Cop had been following me, pulled me over, asked me if I had been drinking and told me I was "Speeding at times and that I had done an "unsafe start" at the exit, told him I didn't drink and apologized. He said have a nice night and went on his merry way. never even told me to drive slower.