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2 oxy's should fix that right up.
or 2 perks and a triple shot of crown.

Whichever way you go, good luck!
 

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Make sure he gets you a good price! Oxy is definately FTW. Make sure you only buy 2 though... you don't want to be getting hooked on that shizzle.
 

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Yes.

Carefully draw a pentagram in white chalk in the center of your driveway not more than six and three quarter feet in diameter but not less than six and one third feet in diameter.

Be sure the chalk is the purest white you can find.

On the night of a full moon, light 5 candles, placing one at each point of the pentagram.

Place yourself in the center of the pentagram, surrounding yourself with incense cones of myrrh and frankincense. Start them burning 30 to 40 seconds before placing yourself in the center of the pentagram.

Alignment is CRITICAL. Be sure you are in the EXACT center.

Chant the following mantra:

Sooopra, doopra, soopra boost. Soopra stupra doopra joooce...

Then go in the house and take a fucking advil...
 

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artmo said:
lol just did the punch thing actually works a little.. minus the fact that i look like a retard doing it


LOL, I don't think I'd attempt the punch thing with others around; and I don't think you could ever look good attempting to punch yourself..
 

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Supracentral said:
Yes.

Carefully draw a pentagram in white chalk in the center of your driveway not more than six and three quarter feet in diameter but not less than six and one third feet in diameter.

Be sure the chalk is the purest white you can find.

On the night of a full moon, light 5 candles, placing one at each point of the pentagram.

Place yourself in the center of the pentagram, surrounding yourself with incense cones of myrrh and frankincense. Start them burning 30 to 40 seconds before placing yourself in the center of the pentagram.

Alignment is CRITICAL. Be sure you are in the EXACT center.

Chant the following mantra:

Sooopra, doopra, soopra boost. Soopra stupra doopra joooce...

Then go in the house and take a fucking advil...


You're one creative guy.
 

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lol he will give it to me for free... yeah i know hes a good friend plus he has like 70 becuase he was drinking and driving his camero well you get the picture..... lol idk about the whole devil worship thing but thanks anyways
 

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DreamerTheresa said:
Chiropractor.

That's me in 5 years; I'm willing to work for free now.

Disclaimer: I have no training and have had no training in the cracking of any individuals spine; however, I crack mine every day and I'm sure, if you let me practice on you enough, I could get it down!