'Hearty Eater' Says Buffet Banned Him

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Kai said:
I've considered trying for 'the big 96oz bastard', i actually dont think a 42oz would faze me, i can easily do 2x24oz in one sitting with the baked potato and veggies...

like in the Great outdoors....

you haven't finished yet... and points to the Grissle.
 

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BlackMKIII said:
And I thought eating a 1lb burger was bad for my heart... :aigo:

MMMM anyone ever eatin at Fat Moes? OMG baby moe is 1/2 1b of beef cooked. Regular moe 1 lb, not counting the fries and like 30 ounce coke.
 

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JustAnotherVictim said:
You must go to he bad ones.
Ours use tiger.
Do you know how you can tell you're at a really good Chinese restraunt?
They only use siamese cats...........true story.
 

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D34DC311 said:
LOL, my cousin is 6' 6" 300 something pounds, we took him to a all you could eat steak place, 3 hours of him eating steak. He bet some dudes record so they didn't charge us, and his picture is on the wall now.



I wanna take my cousin there now, I wanna see some buck 20, Asian guy try and pull food away from him, I think the phrase, "trying to take a steak from a tiger" is pretty accurate.

Or "taking fried chicken away from a black man!"
 

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trucker said:
*best john pinette imatitation imatating an asian buffet owner*


"you, big boy, you go now! You here 4 fucking hour! You free, you go now!"

John Pinette Is great.. He has a new DVD out called "Im Starvin" its funny..

There was a local one here that got on the news for kicking 2 guys out for eating too much. I think they went out of business, everyone stoped going there. haha. When I was 440+lbs I used to scare the crap out of buffet owners. Now (at 250lbs) I cant even eat there. Ahhh the good ole days!
 

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Ahh, I love sushi, I clean that shit out when I go eat chinese. I love the fact that they are open like all the time. I went and ate at one on Christmas actually. ;)
 

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I thought sushi was what the fed to the siamese cats right before they cooked them...........:dunno: