'Hearty Eater' Says Buffet Banned Him
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Ahh.. I love buffets.
It is seriously a personal challenge to see just how much I can eat.
BUFFET = Buncha Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together.
It is seriously a personal challenge to see just how much I can eat.
BUFFET = Buncha Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together.
LOL - I've been kicked out for eating too much. Well, our whole party got kicked out because my buddy was still eating.
It was one of those steak and all you can eat prawns deals. My buddy, who's a big guy, 6'1" and about 3 bills, was just over 200 prawns and he started to get loud, complaining that they weren't bringing them fast enough or in big enough quantities. I think the straw that broke the camel's back was his claim that unless they started to speed up the service, we were going to be there all night, because he was digesting them faster than they would bring them.
The manager, this little asian dude, storms over and shouts "You get OUT. You eat like Killer Whale!"
My buddy eating the prawns was all set to fight, but there were ~8 of us there, and most of them had a pretty big bar bill, so when the manager tells us no charge, we dragged prawn boy out of there pretty much kicking and screaming.
I think they posted a picture of us in the back with a big sign - Warning, NO SERVICE.
It was one of those steak and all you can eat prawns deals. My buddy, who's a big guy, 6'1" and about 3 bills, was just over 200 prawns and he started to get loud, complaining that they weren't bringing them fast enough or in big enough quantities. I think the straw that broke the camel's back was his claim that unless they started to speed up the service, we were going to be there all night, because he was digesting them faster than they would bring them.
The manager, this little asian dude, storms over and shouts "You get OUT. You eat like Killer Whale!"
My buddy eating the prawns was all set to fight, but there were ~8 of us there, and most of them had a pretty big bar bill, so when the manager tells us no charge, we dragged prawn boy out of there pretty much kicking and screaming.
I think they posted a picture of us in the back with a big sign - Warning, NO SERVICE.
GrimJack said:LOL - I've been kicked out for eating too much. Well, our whole party got kicked out because my buddy was still eating.
It was one of those steak and all you can eat prawns deals. My buddy, who's a big guy, 6'1" and about 3 bills, was just over 200 prawns and he started to get loud, complaining that they weren't bringing them fast enough or in big enough quantities. I think the straw that broke the camel's back was his claim that unless they started to speed up the service, we were going to be there all night, because he was digesting them faster than they would bring them.
The manager, this little asian dude, storms over and shouts "You get OUT. You eat like Killer Whale!"
My buddy eating the prawns was all set to fight, but there were ~8 of us there, and most of them had a pretty big bar bill, so when the manager tells us no charge, we dragged prawn boy out of there pretty much kicking and screaming.
I think they posted a picture of us in the back with a big sign - Warning, NO SERVICE.
I mean seriously, isn't that what a buffet is all about? Eating all you can eat for a certain price?
Apparently that lady has missed the point of an all-you-can-eat buffet is. You can go in and eat as much as you can of whatever you want.
There was this fabulous buffet in Reading, PA. They had an amazing sushi bar, short order chefs and tons and tons of chinese food and whatever else you can imagine. I think the lunch buffet with a drink was maybe 7 bucks. I don't care if it was a money laundering front or what, that place was awesome.
There was this fabulous buffet in Reading, PA. They had an amazing sushi bar, short order chefs and tons and tons of chinese food and whatever else you can imagine. I think the lunch buffet with a drink was maybe 7 bucks. I don't care if it was a money laundering front or what, that place was awesome.
Chinese Buffet's are amazing. Most have wonderful hours, and are usually open on most all American holidays... which makes them just that much better... considering you can eat at one at almost anytime.AF1JZ said:
Plus.. you can usually find a good looking foreign waitress. Who cares if they speak English or not? lol.
Yep, you know how Asian managers are about customers who try to disrupt their place of business and make other customers feel uncomfortable, always trying to be in someone's grill.
GrimJack said:LOL - I've been kicked out for eating too much. Well, our whole party got kicked out because my buddy was still eating.
It was one of those steak and all you can eat prawns deals. My buddy, who's a big guy, 6'1" and about 3 bills, was just over 200 prawns and he started to get loud, complaining that they weren't bringing them fast enough or in big enough quantities. I think the straw that broke the camel's back was his claim that unless they started to speed up the service, we were going to be there all night, because he was digesting them faster than they would bring them.
The manager, this little asian dude, storms over and shouts "You get OUT. You eat like Killer Whale!"
My buddy eating the prawns was all set to fight, but there were ~8 of us there, and most of them had a pretty big bar bill, so when the manager tells us no charge, we dragged prawn boy out of there pretty much kicking and screaming.
I think they posted a picture of us in the back with a big sign - Warning, NO SERVICE.
Heh - not as fun as won-Kei's in chinatown off wardour street....the whole 'theme' of the place is you go there to be insulted. Seriously, they'll take away your food in the middle of eating and yell 'you fat bastar! you fuck off nao!' or 'you eat too slow, people waiting, piss off!'
Serously, i LOL at the people that go in there expecting a regular meal
Serously, i LOL at the people that go in there expecting a regular meal
We've got a breakfast place up here like that. All the waiters act like they are gay, they make fun of you, make you get your own coffee, etc. And they act like they are doing you a favor, too: "You want coffee? Haven't you been here before? It's right over there, get it yourself. I don't want to hear another thing from you until you are ready to order."Kai said:Heh - not as fun as won-Kei's in chinatown off wardour street....the whole 'theme' of the place is you go there to be insulted. Seriously, they'll take away your food in the middle of eating and yell 'you fat bastar! you fuck off nao!' or 'you eat too slow, people waiting, piss off!'
Serously, i LOL at the people that go in there expecting a regular meal
*best john pinette imatitation imatating an asian buffet owner*
"you, big boy, you go now! You here 4 fucking hour! You free, you go now!"
"you, big boy, you go now! You here 4 fucking hour! You free, you go now!"
LOL, my cousin is 6' 6" 300 something pounds, we took him to a all you could eat steak place, 3 hours of him eating steak. He bet some dudes record so they didn't charge us, and his picture is on the wall now.
I wanna take my cousin there now, I wanna see some buck 20, Asian guy try and pull food away from him, I think the phrase, "trying to take a steak from a tiger" is pretty accurate.
Kai said:
I wanna take my cousin there now, I wanna see some buck 20, Asian guy try and pull food away from him, I think the phrase, "trying to take a steak from a tiger" is pretty accurate.
I used to have a customer who was the biggest eater I ever knew. As a vender we always treat for dinner & drinks and he would plow through his plate and start asking everybody else if he could finish theirs as soon as there was any sign at all that they were done.
There was this place in Texarkana that sold a 42 or 46 oz ribeye - free if you eat the whole gristley thing in one sitting. He did it. :barf:
Grim - Your story = :biglaugh:
There was this place in Texarkana that sold a 42 or 46 oz ribeye - free if you eat the whole gristley thing in one sitting. He did it. :barf:
Grim - Your story = :biglaugh:
I've considered trying for 'the big 96oz bastard', i actually dont think a 42oz would faze me, i can easily do 2x24oz in one sitting with the baked potato and veggies...
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