Just yanking your chain a bit man. Drinking beer actually makes you smarter. It's based on what you see in a buffalo herd...the weak are culled out by predators, leaving the rest of the herd strong and virile. Same with brain cells...the weak are killed off by beer leaving the rest stronger and you, therefore, smarter.
Getting the crap out of those holes can be a bitch though, but you gotta do it.
Getting the crap out of those holes can be a bitch though, but you gotta do it.