It used to be Independence Day.
Now, we just get a day off, blow up some fireworks, and attend the nearest mattress sale.
More than 200 years ago, colonists rejected an oppressive government that taxed the hell out of them without their consent.
Now, we roll over and let our own government do it without so much as a flinch.
I'm sure our founding fathers would be proud.
Now, we just get a day off, blow up some fireworks, and attend the nearest mattress sale.
More than 200 years ago, colonists rejected an oppressive government that taxed the hell out of them without their consent.
Now, we roll over and let our own government do it without so much as a flinch.
I'm sure our founding fathers would be proud.