Hahaha.... another stupid mustang owner!

[subjug4tor]

I figured I would share a recent conversation I had (well, me and my girlfriend had) with my girlfriends ex.

Short version- he thinks his STOCK 95 mustang GT convertible is the greatest car out there. Says he's never lost a race, even beat a Viper once. I call BS, and hilarity ensues. Here's some funny bits and pieces of the conversation:

First, an IM between her and Mike (the glorious mustang owner). This is a snippet of when he is trying to prove the mustang is faster than my supra.
(GF's screen name excluded at her request)
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Mike T Ferrante [12:46 AM]: again, i know you wanna make him look pretty and all, but im not wrong. and ill give u 100 dollars for any point u can prove agianst my arguement
Mike T Ferrante [12:48 AM]: hahah you dont have to know things
Mike T Ferrante [12:48 AM]: about cars
Mike T Ferrante [12:48 AM]: mine is better, his is not
********** [12:48 AM]: Uh huh
Mike T Ferrante [12:56 AM]: its really funny you trying to defend a math proven fact lmfao
********** [12:56 AM]: Yes, because car stuff can be translated into Math. This coming from YOU!!! LMFAO!!!!!!! now that's funneh
Mike T Ferrante [12:56 AM]: ofcourse it can
Mike T Ferrante [12:57 AM]: i just told you
Mike T Ferrante [12:57 AM]: mine is 50, his is 30
**********[12:57 AM]: And you are getting these numbers from?
Mike T Ferrante [12:57 AM]: he says if he adds 50 to his 30, that makes it better than my 50
********** [12:57 AM]: Mmhmm
Mike T Ferrante [12:57 AM]: if he needs to add 50, fair is fair, add 50 to mine. now its just 100 to 80
********** [12:58 AM]: And you are getting these numbers from??
********** [12:58 AM]: And you said I was using retarded logic lmfao
Mike T Ferrante [12:59 AM]: uh, logic dude
Mike T Ferrante [12:59 AM]: the old supras only have engine space for a 3.0 engine... AND thats the turbo... lmfao
********** [12:59 AM]: Yeah, some kind of screwed up logic. Nothing at all whatEVER supports your logic
Mike T Ferrante [12:59 AM]: my mustang is standard 5.0 h.o
Mike T Ferrante [1:00 AM]: need me to look that up for u?
********** [1:00 AM]: No I know what that much means
Mike T Ferrante [1:00 AM]: ok... so... mine is better LMAO
********** [1:00 AM]: Uh huh
Mike T Ferrante [1:00 AM]: not to mention the supra is buttass ugly
Mike T Ferrante [1:00 AM]: so see? dont argue aignast it dude its proven fact

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Shortly after this, he signs off. So me and my gf put together an email to send him, which follows below. we also decide to bring my Lexus into the fight:


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Subject:
Fact is Fact, right?
From:
**********
Date:
Tue, 19 May 2009 01:49:29 EDT
To:
MikeTFerrante@aol.com
CC:
**********

Yours-

Engine facts:

*link removed*

1995, 5.0 literv8 engine makes 215 horse power

AND over all review of it

*link removed*




His
Supra 1987 engine facts:


*link removed*

The turbocharged 7M-GTE engine was equipped with a CT26 turbocharger and was rated at 230 hp (172 kW) at 5600 rpm.


AND over all review of it

*link removed*



and Lexus engine fact:

*link removed*

1993 SC400 with the v-8. 4.0 liter 1uz-fe engine, makes 250 hp stock


AND over all review of it

*link removed*



Little fun facts:
supra makes 76.6 hp/liter , mustang makes 43 hp/liter
lexus makes 62.5 hp/liter, mustang makes 43 hp/liter
both the lexus and supra are a full second faster in the 1/4 mile than the mustang stock.

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Now heres the kicker- this was his response to that email- :biglaugh:


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Subject:
Re: Fact is Fact, right?
From:
MikeTFerrante@aol.com
Date:
Tue, 19 May 2009 17:26:34 EDT
To:
**********


"both the lexus and supra are a full second faster in the 1/4 mile than the mustang"

In a 1/4 mile... lmao ok. and its the fact of the cars with a weaker engine GETTING that high, it techniclly CAN get that high... but will it? Lmfao no. If mommas boy is allowed to leave home tell him ill meet him anywhere and remain undefeated in my car which i beat a viper down old country road in.... also my car i didn't need to put extra time/money into to make it good

Its like trying to ask someone 5'5'' to block a dunk from Shaq... COULD he do it if he has the jumps? Yeah... Will it happen?... Naw. 5'5'' Might have the jumps... But too weak


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So thats the end, for now. I figured someone else would get a laugh from this guy.



((Mods, if this should be in other cars, sorry, please move it.))

 

[SideWinderGX]

Oh god, you better race him and come back here with a good story or a vid

Ignorance must be bliss, there can't be any other explanation...

 

[subjug4tor]

Thing is, he lives in new york, and I'm in Texas... I told him to come here for a race since he did say anywhere... we'll see what he says!

 

[JDMMA70]

"Smoke 'Em"

 

[pnutcar]

I don't even try to talk my car up. You either nut up and race me or stfu. I don't have time to bicker w/ kids about benchracing. Get up or gtfo.

 

[gaboonviper85]

Dude is a tool that much is obvious....we know why he is her ex now...

What I want to know is, why did you even waist your time talking to him? Why is your woman still talking too her toolbag ex still? Last but not least, why did you make a thread that litterally made me feel my IQ drop???

 

[subjug4tor]

He constantly goes back and forth between ignoring her and then acting all friendly and wanting to talk, then does stuff like this. He was randomly bringing up a conversation we had like a year ago about his car when I gave up on him and started ignoring him. I would love a chance to go to a track with him and shut him up.

 

[Doward]

Paging anyone in New York - please stomp this POS Mustang for us all, with vids? I'll donate $20 to it!

 

[pnutcar]

I would love a chance to go to a track with him and shut him up.

F that. Run him on the street...stomp his ass, do it infront of his friends, end of deal. They'll take care of the rest for you.

 

[ForcedTorque]

Reminds me of my teenage days when the 305 Camaro kid was so confident it could beat the 289 67 Stang

 

[mecevans]

go for pinks :naughty: see what he says.:biglaugh:

 

[SideWinderGX]

Where in NY haha?

 

[boosted1jz]

whats sad is that there are alot of stang owners like that.... my ex has a 99 v6 and thinks she could take my car.... she never rode in the car so she doesnt really have a clue.. but shes like yours is japanese mines domestic muscle...

i just shook my head and walked away.. logic isnt some stang owners good points

 

[subjug4tor]

Where in NY haha?

Long Island.

 

[subjug4tor]

***** UPDATE*******
Got another message, you gotta read this!!!! lmfao


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Subject:
Re: Fact is Fact, right?
From:
MikeTFerrante@aol.com
Date:
Wed, 20 May 2009 01:29:20 EDT
To:
************


LMAO no not at all. A 3.0 engine isnt strong enough to pass 150. If you gave it like 20 miles STRIAGHT of flooring it, it probly could... But a realistic race, couldn't pass 150. As to where in my mustang ive already gone 175. Seriously, i understand you are trying to make your boredfriend, whoops i mean bitchfriend oopsy i mean whippedfriend oshit i mean boyfriend look good, but ur making yourself look SOOO bad trying to defend the loser in this lmao. HE couldn't defend it when he tried however long ago, so you sure as hell arent going to either

oh and by the way... ROFLOLMFAO at having a car OLDER THAN YOU! LMAO! god that is funny as hell, trying to prove a point on a 3.0 vs a 5.0... Power is power, 5.0 is power, 3.0 is not. Not to mention a 1987 is lucky it TURNS ON let alone passes 90mph LMAO

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[JASONA70]

what a tool . . .

 

[GrimJack]

Send him this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX29guW0ujo&feature=player_embedded

Then tell him that 3.0L of engine just put that car down the track at 8.1 seconds. That's about 7 seconds faster than his car.

 

[CTsupra]

Tell that trash to stay away from your girl. I wouldn't have that shit. Night time and ski masks... Only reason why he is talking so much shit about you to her is because he wants smash it again.

 

[T-MA71]

This guy is ridonculous haha.

Even if you do race him and beat him, he'll say he was a half throttle or he wasn't pushing his car and what not. It has happened to me before same sh*t all the time. Not worth a race really.

The look on people that just buy a brand new sports car and race that piece of shit supra falling apart and get smoked is priceless :evil2:

 

[subjug4tor]

So he IM's her again today, again just a lot of talk. I challenged him to go to a 1/4 mile strip and take a video of the run, with his time, and I would do the same, but he backed out.

Oh, and if any of you NY guys want his address/phone/name to set up a race (or whatever), PM me and Ill send it. Heck, he offered!

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Mike T Ferrante [4:00 PM]: Yer mad funnie
Guest [4:02 PM]: lmfao
Guest [4:03 PM]: Yeah, give me a screen name, that you can be on yourself.
Guest [4:03 PM]: Hahaa, you're nothing but BS
Mike T Ferrante [4:03 PM]: LMAO ok man
Mike T Ferrante [4:03 PM]: lemme find it
Guest [4:03 PM]: I asked SERVAL preople, and they all agree. Just cause you have a 5.0 doesn't mean SHIT
Mike T Ferrante [4:04 PM]: hahahah ok if u say so
Guest [4:04 PM]: and they all agreed that the ONLY way you could beat a Viper is if it was madd old and not taken care of
Mike T Ferrante [4:04 PM]: dizturbediimit
Guest [4:04 PM]: And STILL then its not too much of a chance
Mike T Ferrante [4:04 PM]: lmao actually no
Guest [4:04 PM]: So here's another thing
Mike T Ferrante [4:04 PM]: more like 5.0 is perfect power balance
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: and yeah a vette with atleast a 6.5 or a 7.0, i beat
Guest [4:05 PM]: Mmhmm, has nothing to do with speed you ass
Guest [4:05 PM]: Go ask anyone
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: its not
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: its power you idiot
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: timing of traction
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: amount of traction
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: exactly
Guest [4:05 PM]: NO!
Guest [4:05 PM]: LMFAO
Guest [4:05 PM]: WOW
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: uh yes
Guest [4:05 PM]: SO FUCKING STUPID
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: word?
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: so
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: when my traction hits 2 seconds after i floor it
Guest [4:05 PM]: ASK ANYONE WHO WORKS ON CARS YOU POPTART!
Guest [4:05 PM]: Lol
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: and the vipers traction didnt hit til atleast 5 or 6 seconds
Mike T Ferrante [4:05 PM]: im already long gone
Guest [4:06 PM]: BS!
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: you dont know what you are tlaking about really
Guest [4:06 PM]: lmfao
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: and
Guest [4:06 PM]: NO!
Guest [4:06 PM]: Now I do
Guest [4:06 PM]: So its funny
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: my friend jonny d works at an auto shop
Guest [4:06 PM]: And he BSed you
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: and hes the one who told me to race it
Guest [4:06 PM]: SOMETHING BAD
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: uh
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: he BSed me? lmao
Guest [4:06 PM]: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guest [4:06 PM]: Ok then
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: oh
Guest [4:06 PM]: Here
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: so
Guest [4:06 PM]: Ready for this
Guest [4:06 PM]: Wanna prove yourself?
Mike T Ferrante [4:06 PM]: someone who lost an arguement for this previously taught you things... WOW THATS TRUSTING lmfao
Guest [4:06 PM]: NO
Guest [4:07 PM]: I googled, asked, and was told about it
Guest [4:07 PM]: Where are YOU getting your info?
Guest [4:07 PM]: lmfao
Guest [4:07 PM]: lmfao
Guest [4:07 PM]: lmfao
Guest [4:07 PM]: Anyway
Guest [4:07 PM]: Wanna prove it or not?
Mike T Ferrante [4:07 PM]: sure
Mike T Ferrante [4:07 PM]: from experince actually lmao
Guest [4:07 PM]: Uh huh
Guest [4:07 PM]: What experiance do YOU have?
Guest [4:08 PM]: Turn the key and it powers?
Guest [4:08 PM]: Wow
Guest [4:08 PM]: Even I know that!
Mike T Ferrante [4:08 PM]: ddue i used to race eveyr weekend
Guest [4:08 PM]: Uh huh
Guest [4:08 PM]: Ok
Guest [4:08 PM]: ANYWAY
Guest [4:08 PM]: To prove this
Mike T Ferrante [4:08 PM]: ok
Guest [4:08 PM]: You have drag strips by you?
Mike T Ferrante [4:08 PM]: no legal ones
Guest [4:08 PM]: What do you mean no legal ones?
Mike T Ferrante [4:09 PM]: just side streets that we find that are long enough
Guest [4:09 PM]: lmfao
Mike T Ferrante [4:09 PM]: yea ghetto
Guest [4:09 PM]: ok, then why was Nathaniel about to find some legal ones by you and yet you LIVE there clame you race, and dont even know of any
Mike T Ferrante [4:09 PM]: bc i dont even look for them
Guest [4:09 PM]: 1/4 mile strip
Mike T Ferrante [4:09 PM]: wat kind of a nerd goes to strips? lmao
Guest [4:10 PM]: One that gets his point across and can PROVE it and not just talk BS out of their ass
Mike T Ferrante [4:10 PM]: LMAO?
Guest [4:10 PM]: Anyway
Guest [4:10 PM]: Tough guy
Mike T Ferrante [4:10 PM]: that made no sense but k
Guest [4:11 PM]: Made perfect sense, if you didnt smoke your brain cells away you would know that
Guest [4:11 PM]: ANYWAY
Mike T Ferrante [4:11 PM]: maybe
Guest [4:12 PM]: Go to a 1/4 mile strip and get a VIDEO of yourself going down the track and make sure to enclude the final 1/4mile TIME and SPEED.
Guest [4:12 PM]: It should only cost you TEN dollars to get into the strip
Mike T Ferrante [4:12 PM]: or
Guest [4:12 PM]: If you dont or WONT do it, then I'll understand, that your a puss bitch that is
Mike T Ferrante [4:12 PM]: since its "ONLY 3 DAYS"
Mike T Ferrante [4:12 PM]: why doesnt he come up here
Mike T Ferrante [4:12 PM]: and we can find a street
Guest [4:13 PM]: Ok, you pay for the gas? Hotels?
Guest [4:13 PM]: Then sure
Guest [4:13 PM]: If not, then do it that way
Mike T Ferrante [4:13 PM]: uh why would i do that?
Guest [4:13 PM]: Exactly
Mike T Ferrante [4:13 PM]: dude is poor? lmao
Guest [4:13 PM]: So do it that way
Mike T Ferrante [4:13 PM]: exactly what?
Guest [4:13 PM]: Unless you are pussing out again
Mike T Ferrante [4:13 PM]: Dude why would i pay for HIS gas and HIS hotel?
Guest [4:13 PM]: You want him to come there
Guest [4:13 PM]: Why should he waste his money ON YOU!
Guest [4:13 PM]: lmfao
Guest [4:14 PM]: What, too scared to do the 1/4 mile?
Guest [4:14 PM]: lol
Mike T Ferrante [4:14 PM]: lmao not at all
Mike T Ferrante [4:14 PM]: i just want him to come here
Guest [4:14 PM]: Then do it big shot
Mike T Ferrante [4:14 PM]: would be a lot more fun
Mike T Ferrante [4:14 PM]: dude you can stop trying to get me to do it by saying that shit bc i dont care about that shit, especially from u and ur girlfriend lol
Guest [4:14 PM]: This isn't for entertainment, its to prove that youre more than just talk
Guest [4:14 PM]: Ok then
Mike T Ferrante [4:14 PM]: ok then tell him to get here
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: he doesnt have a life or a job
Guest [4:15 PM]: You can't prove it and all is well
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: and its only 3 days
Guest [4:15 PM]: lol Buh bye pussy
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: if he leaves monday
Guest [4:15 PM]: Ta ta for now
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: he'll be here thursday
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: and be back in time for church
Guest [4:15 PM]: lmfao
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: so his mom doesnt whip him for missing it lmfao
Guest [4:15 PM]: Buh byesssszssss puss bitch
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: thought so pussy
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: maybe he can ask mommy for gas money lmfao
Guest [4:15 PM]: Nah see, you are the pussy here, so sorry sweetheart
Guest [4:15 PM]: lol
Mike T Ferrante [4:15 PM]: LMAO yeah ok
Mike T Ferrante [4:16 PM]: coming from the kid who is scared of his own mom... LMAO
Guest [4:16 PM]: lol Keep talking out of your ass lmfao
Guest [4:16 PM]: lmfao
Mike T Ferrante [4:16 PM]: i think your girlfriend is scared to come to ny
Mike T Ferrante [4:16 PM]: he wont have his mommy to protect him if he gets in some shit hahaha
Guest [4:16 PM]: Nope, we plane to eventually, when We want to, not when some pussy wants us to
Mike T Ferrante [4:16 PM]: word
Mike T Ferrante [4:16 PM]: well when u do give me a buzz
Guest [4:16 PM]: Mmhmm
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: i'll be more than happy to g him up a bit
Guest [4:17 PM]: Nah, because again your all talk
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: word? haha
Guest [4:17 PM]: Want to prove yourself here is teh way
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: ok thats cool man
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: then when ur here let me know
Guest [4:17 PM]: Funny though, you've always been TALK!
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: u have my number, my address
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: bring your girlfriend by
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: hahaha yeah i know man
Guest [4:17 PM]: Hiding behind big words and tough attitude
Guest [4:17 PM]: PUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYyyyyyyyyyyyy
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: LMAO yeah ok
Mike T Ferrante [4:17 PM]: i know dude im a total puss
Guest [4:17 PM]: Me too, amazing!
Guest [4:17 PM]: Buh byes
Guest [4:25 PM]: Gotta go. Fun laughing with you
Mike T Ferrante [4:25 PM]: give them my digits too
Mike T Ferrante [4:25 PM]: ditto
Mike T Ferrante [4:25 PM]: fun laughing AT you
Guest [4:25 PM]: They already have it
Mike T Ferrante [4:25 PM]: good
Guest [4:25 PM]: Buh byes
Mike T Ferrante [4:25 PM]: tell them to give me a buzz
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