Guv'na's Tavern
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That's pretty cheap I thought the going rate for tying bailing wire from a tooth to a bumper and doing a Yacolt yank was a case
True!
Also for those not from these parts a "Yacolt yank" is a surefire way of pulling a truck out of the mud(or pulling someone's bumper off if Josh doesn't hook the tows Trap to the frame)
In a Yacolt yank instead of getting the strap tight before pulling you back up bumper to bumper (or alongside the truck to be pulled out if you have enough room) then dumping the clutch (usually in low range 2nd)
And hitting that bitch as hard as you can
Also for those not from these parts a "Yacolt yank" is a surefire way of pulling a truck out of the mud(or pulling someone's bumper off if Josh doesn't hook the tows Trap to the frame)
In a Yacolt yank instead of getting the strap tight before pulling you back up bumper to bumper (or alongside the truck to be pulled out if you have enough room) then dumping the clutch (usually in low range 2nd)
And hitting that bitch as hard as you can
The Yacolt yank stuff has me laughing my ass off. How many times have I seen this happen? Pure awesomeness. Especially when the bumper is birds tooth
jdmfreak;2006044 said:And hitting that bitch as hard as you can
This is extremely funny to me out of context.
....it's been a long day :: badpcday ::
-Short story-
Bird was waiting in line to get his steed KnightMare cleaned at the Steed Wash Wizard. She was indeed neglected at the stable while MidKnight was terrorizing the locals with Du Kings steed Oreo ( Shawn I don't fucking care if you named it Lexi, that cars nickname is Oreo and even your wife agreed 😎
To Birds surprise he witnessed something beautiful. 2 maidens were washing a white steed with markings that said "Cobra". The women were wearing white and playing with the water. Soon the expected happened and their blouses turned clear. As the wizard finished cleaning KnightMare, Bird proceeded to have KnightMare run directly next to them causing mud to fly about. The maidens, the Cobra, also KnightMare were dirty again.
Bird turned around and had the wizard clean her again.
" I would scold you for that but seeing as how I am able to watch these maidens play in water again....this one is on the house!b
Sent from my dumb phone (X_x)@==('.'@)
Bird was waiting in line to get his steed KnightMare cleaned at the Steed Wash Wizard. She was indeed neglected at the stable while MidKnight was terrorizing the locals with Du Kings steed Oreo ( Shawn I don't fucking care if you named it Lexi, that cars nickname is Oreo and even your wife agreed 😎
To Birds surprise he witnessed something beautiful. 2 maidens were washing a white steed with markings that said "Cobra". The women were wearing white and playing with the water. Soon the expected happened and their blouses turned clear. As the wizard finished cleaning KnightMare, Bird proceeded to have KnightMare run directly next to them causing mud to fly about. The maidens, the Cobra, also KnightMare were dirty again.
Bird turned around and had the wizard clean her again.
" I would scold you for that but seeing as how I am able to watch these maidens play in water again....this one is on the house!b
Sent from my dumb phone (X_x)@==('.'@)
Bla Bla Bla I'm faster than Bird and possibly faster than Craig, Bla Bla Bla,
There you go Craig were over here now
There you go Craig were over here now
Let the history show Craig the folly of his ways do tell, sir Bird, the story of the journey back from meeting the clan of the pacnw
do tell, sir Bird, the story of the journey back from meeting the clan of the pacnw