I can't stand spoiled little brats and "Daddy's Little Princess". I had some spoiled little brat try to intimidate me by asking if I knew who her father was. To which I replied:
Didn't your mother tell you? Well, I don't even know your mother, so it's not me. Oh by the way my dad is one of the top ten IRS auditors in the nation. Nobody has ever walked out of his office without paying over 250K in fines and serving jail time for tax fraud. Do you really want me to know who your daddy is? So who's your daddy again?
She stood there with her mouth hanging open and my boss ran into the office and busted out laughing. It's kind of hard to get your butt chewed out by your boss when he's laughing.
Didn't your mother tell you? Well, I don't even know your mother, so it's not me. Oh by the way my dad is one of the top ten IRS auditors in the nation. Nobody has ever walked out of his office without paying over 250K in fines and serving jail time for tax fraud. Do you really want me to know who your daddy is? So who's your daddy again?
She stood there with her mouth hanging open and my boss ran into the office and busted out laughing. It's kind of hard to get your butt chewed out by your boss when he's laughing.
