armyastro;1473212 said:was replecing one of the many trannies i have blown and was lowering it onto my chest with the wife under there kinda helping (moral support) and i got it to my chest and started panting and trying to scream "oh my god its crushing me i cant breath AHHH" well she started freaking out and balling her eyes out, i started laughing and had to suck up to her for along time.
supra_kid101;1473991 said:Was changing the starter on my 89 last christmas eve. I went inside to piss then came back outside and the car was gone. My driveway is inclined and it rolled down my driveway, across a 2 lane hwy., and into the field across the street. Had to pay a guy to get it out on christmas eve. Felt so bad I gave him a $60 dollar tip.
trucker;1473969 said:dude, its your story and all, but you really might want to consider a re-write ..gotta say though, i guess its cool that your wife is there for ya when you are lowering one of the manny TRANNIES you have BLOWN onto your chest...
trucker;1473969 said:dude, its your story and all, but you really might want to consider a re-write ..gotta say though, i guess its cool that your wife is there for ya when you are lowering one of the manny TRANNIES you have BLOWN onto your chest...