Funny Ricer quote of the day!

[honeydew]

No one called your car rice, did they? You must be feeling guilty... Everyone here is just having fun, and you know what the thread was titled when you opened it, so you should know what to expect, Miss fanGIRL

Wait! You didn't think this was hilarious, I only added 1 word. I couldn't even look at it, I was dying.

Quote Originally Posted by 91Supra313 View Post
... I'm coming out of the closet, it's surprising at first, but I'm still gay...... Sorry I had to put that on here......

Actually driving that thing really did suck. Look at it, that sucked. Those rear quarters were like paper, what was left anyway. I just try not to be negative about things, especially if it's over. The Exhaust would kill you on the highway if you opened the drivers window. Heat took forever. Put cardboard in rad and hit traffic, your f'ed. Dash buttons would short out dash lights, night time too bad. 1994 Civic's all have that rubber indoor/outdoor carpet smell. That and a layer of gear oil mixed with burning. No top end and valve float I think.

Ya. That thing DID suck pretty bad. It's in the junkyard. Murdered.

 

[honeydew]

Gets old after the first 10 or so years...

I never thought of that. Know what you need is a nice case of senility. You'll forget aaaaaall about it.

I hate when I'm hanging out at a coffee shop outside, nice day, chatting. Then I hear the bass thudding the air in my face. As the car gets closer I get more and more mad. It's good mad, self righteous mad. I'm pump to be "Neighborhood watch voice of the people".....

Confusion changes to amusement. As the douche gets out of his car and goes into the coffee shop, I am doubled over laughing into my hand at the absurdity of human thought processes....

I don't think that will ever get old, if it does shoot me.

 

[te72]

You guys are snobs. Civic's are awesome. I had an EG just before the M3. Not worrying about gas or blowing up an engine or even smacking up the body. Cheap to fix, cheap to modify and cheap to run. There isn't another car with a better ratio of speed:money.

I would disagree, if only because of the Miata and the things you can do to them. I guess a Honda *could* be made to be a bit faster, but that extra 2/10th of a second quicker isn't worth driving a rattling can anywhere but the track. I see nothing wrong with having my ass handed to me by a 10 second car, and see it being loaded onto the trailer, when I get to drive my 11 second car home in perfect comfort...

I never thought of that. Know what you need is a nice case of senility. You'll forget aaaaaall about it.

You know... I could make a joke here, but I think I'll leave this one alone.

 

[whitehat89]

Having grown up working on and owning aircooled VW's, I respect any 4 cylinder that has been modified to push some power. I used to have a 1971 Baja Bug that pushed over 220 HP (N/A and the car weighed around 1700 lbs).

However, I just cant stand the normal "beefed up Weed Eater" sound most tuned Hondas make. Yes, there are some exceptions. For example, Bisi Ezerioha commands quite a bit of respect from me. However, Juan de pantalones holgado that cruises through my neighborhood with a hood cut from plexiglass, cut springs and an exhaust made from welded together frijoles cans that drags constantly just makes me laugh. And no, that description is not from my imagination, thats a guy who lives in my neighborhood lol

 

[IJ.]

I would disagree, if only because of the Miata and the things you can do to them. I guess a Honda *could* be made to be a bit faster, but that extra 2/10th of a second quicker isn't worth driving a rattling can anywhere but the track. I see nothing wrong with having my ass handed to me by a 10 second car, and see it being loaded onto the trailer, when I get to drive my 11 second car home in perfect comfort...


You know... I could make a joke here, but I think I'll leave this one alone.

Be very careful Brad

 

[te72]

I used to have a 1971 Baja Bug that pushed over 220 HP (N/A and the car weighed around 1700 lbs).

Quick details? Was that still a VW aircooled engine? :aigo:

However, Juan de pantalones holgado... thats a guy who lives in my neighborhood lol

Man, his parents must have hated him to name him that, poor guy. :nono:

Be very careful Brad

That is why I'm leaving this one alone. I know better than to bite on bait that obvious. :rofl:

 

[whitehat89]

Yes, it was still a type 1 Vw aircooled motor, it was (from memory, this was back during my senior year, 07) a 2772cc (factory was 1600cc), dual Weber 48mm downdrafts, a pretty hot cam (dont remember the grind but it was a Crane cam) D port heads and 1 6/8 teepee exhaust. It was a hell of a car lol

 

[obdriver6]

Shouldn't this be in the offtopic section? I'm just saying

 

[IJ.]

Shouldn't this be in the offtopic section? I'm just saying

Good point....
(should really be in the bin but no one is getting bitchy so it can stay awhile)

 

[Numba1Stuna]

Here is Nampa's ghetto car of the day... Stick on hood scoop! Has to be fast! Lol! Stay classy Idaho...



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[RazoE]

Looks like a Z31 300zx scoop.

 

[foreverpsycotic]

Fixed for the ricer quote...

I'd up that 80% to 95%, a HUGE % of the shitters here will never run again.. :nono:

I'm trying to fight out of that group. We will see what happens when the car goes down a 2nd time for paint + standalone if I keep it (after it is "done").

 

[cmoser18]

Kid runs around town with his G37 thinking he's the next biggest thing since chicken nuggets. He's been saying he's getting a big turbo, all sorts of upgrades soon.

"I'm going to be unstoppable!" this is literally what he always says.

Found out he ordered a sweet $600 ebay kit. He's too stupid to figure out to put on the turbo so he rolls around with a fmic bolted on with nothing else attached. He's a winner.

 

[jdmfreak]

Lol this thread is a win

 

[jdmfreak]

I had a kid start bragging about his accura how his brother and him lowered it and gained 130hp from a intake and exhaust... so i told him to show me .... when i walked around the corner i saw a stock accura... stock height.... when i asked to see his sick intake he proceded to pop his hood point at the stock airbox and said "you cant see it but its in there!!it was real easy to install" so to hide my laughter i walked around the back of his car only to see a shiny new exhaust tip..." hey bro is that your new exhaust" ...... hell yeah my brother put that on..... then i asked if his brother repaced the muffler bearings when he did the exhaust because the stock ones would not hold up to the extra flow and if they failed would weaken the piston return springs.................... he responded with" "oh yeah i am sure my brother replaced those he is really good with. Cars".................. lol

 

[Numba1Stuna]

Lol, muffler bearings... Classic.

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[jdmfreak]

My buddy who works at a local shop was just telling me tonight about a guy who was bragging about his rwd integra lol so my buddy popped the hood on his supra pointed to his alternator and said " check out my new t61 turbo" dude goes "sweet bro" and starts talking about the engine swap he is about to do lol

 

[BoostMonger]

Dear heavenly spirit. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs.

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