I hugged an engine block last night.
STFU Kyle.
Sometimes cold, hard steel is better than a cold, hard heart. Some guys/girls will never get you. Emotions, ideas, etc. Cars don't give a damn. They don't judge you, or lie to you, or cheat on you or give you some smartass reply when you want a real answer.
Sure a car will never be a good substitute for sleeping next to another person, but it's something you can confide in when your SO just won't understand. You can scream at it and it won't cry, you can punch it and it won't call the police.
I like going out to my car and sitting in it when I'm having a shitty day. Even if I can't drive her, I just feel better sitting on those nice comfy seats.