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Supra Blues said:
Shomai or shopai with the meat is really good too.

Sinigan (the soup) is good for cold days.

i think the second one you are reffering to is SHOPAO. and the soup is SINIGANG. (sorry for the caps.)

87 Silver Sniper said:
Turonne!
Ariscaldo
the bbq pusit in the PI

hmm...i think the first one is spelled turon i think, because when i go buy some thats how they spell it. and yes ariscaldo is the shit!!!
 

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lol. got alot, dont take it to heart.

the most beautiful girl walks into a bar and sees the guys there, a white guy, a black guy and a filipino guy.

she says "if you can use liver and cheese in a sentence you can have me for the night"

so the white guy goes first and says "oooh baby, i want to eat liver and cheese with you tonight"

she says "next"

the black guy goes next and says "liver and cheese sounds good with you"

and she goes "next"

and then last but not least the filipino guys goes and he says (w/fob accent) "Liver alone cheese mine"
 

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MKIII N00b said:
i think the second one you are reffering to is SHOPAO. and the soup is SINIGANG. (sorry for the caps.)



hmm...i think the first one is spelled turon i think, because when i go buy some thats how they spell it. and yes ariscaldo is the shit!!!


Ahh yes, you are correct, I can't spell anything in tagalog.
 

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MKIII N00b said:
lol. got alot, dont take it to heart.

the most beautiful girl walks into a bar and sees the guys there, a white guy, a black guy and a filipino guy.

she says "if you can use liver and cheese in a sentence you can have me for the night"

so the white guy goes first and says "oooh baby, i want to eat liver and cheese with you tonight"

she says "next"

the black guy goes next and says "liver and cheese sounds good with you"

and she goes "next"

and then last but not least the filipino guys goes and he says (w/fob accent) "Liver alone cheese mine"

That's also a mexican joke.
 

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Supra Blues said:
Ahh yes, you are correct, I can't spell anything in tagalog.

dont worry i aint hating, haha atleast you attempt.

what about this food guys?

Balut_Egg.jpg



balut.jpg



BALUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!
 

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LOL at the joke...I dont like diniguan...i knew what he was talking about, i just didnt reply cuz i didnt know how to spell it...

Keep the jokes coming
 

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Balut (sp) is fuggin gross. I've seen my wife's dad and brothers eat it and hear the crunching of bones and.....ugh. It grosses me out thinking about it.
 

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i dont eat it by my dad does and grandparents do...

How many times can a filipino use the paul in a sentence?









5

With FOB accent - Paul be carepaul you might paul in the swimming paul and make a paul out of yourself.
 

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i heard bulot is really good it depends on how u prepare it....
some ppl just eat iy how it is, i heard of seasoning etc etc, my cuzin told me he ate the one in the u.s. that his aunt makes and didn't like, but when he went to the P.I. he loved it.
 

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Understand dis....more FOB accent jokes

1.Uno, dos, tres:

UNO! Dos tres are on fire!

2. A Filipino guy gets stopped by immigration at the airport.
Immigration tells him, "Use the words 'chicken not bread' in a sentence.
" The Filipino looks around, puts a bag over a woman's head and yells,
"Chee kennot bred! Chee kennot bred!" (accent on "she cannot breathe")

3. Did you know that Filipinos named Staten Island? They were passing
by on a boat and one said, "Is staten island?"