Favorite movie quotes....V.thishasneverbeendonebefore
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Supertroopers and the line is "chicken fucker"
"did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
"No.. no one called you a Jive Turkey.. he called you... a ... cocksucker!
"did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
"No.. no one called you a Jive Turkey.. he called you... a ... cocksucker!
Semi-pro.
"found anything yet?"
"No sir"
"found anything yet?"
"not a thing sir"
"how about you guys?"
"WE AIN"T FOUND SHIT!"
"found anything yet?"
"No sir"
"found anything yet?"
"not a thing sir"
"how about you guys?"
"WE AIN"T FOUND SHIT!"
supra_man87;1126751 said:
Spaceballs........... AGAIN.
You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack sparrow ftw
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You got to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You got to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
TMNT.
Friend2 (pretending to be a prisoner): Ro-ads. Ro-ods.
Friend1: Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day!
[turns to state trooper]
Friend1: Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
State Trooper: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
Friend1: Meoff, Jack.
[turns to Friend2 and mouths "Jack Meoff"]
Friend2 (pretending to be a prisoner): Ro-ads. Ro-ods.
Friend1: Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day!
[turns to state trooper]
Friend1: Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
State Trooper: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
Friend1: Meoff, Jack.
[turns to Friend2 and mouths "Jack Meoff"]
Full Metal Jacket
You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.
What...are you talking about?
I dunno.
You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.
What...are you talking about?
I dunno.
Turner and Hooch
"Oh Master Robin, you've lost yer arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs..."
"Oh Master Robin, you've lost yer arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs..."
LOL i was watching that movie last night!!
Robinhood Men in Tights!
"You're one UGLY muthafucka!"
Robinhood Men in Tights!
"You're one UGLY muthafucka!"
I think it is from Predator it was on Monday and part 2 was on lastnight
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
"The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized. This is not a drill."
"The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized. This is not a drill."
The Big Lebowski.
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what others have. The grass is always greener on the other side.
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what others have. The grass is always greener on the other side.
i'll bite....i think that's American history X....but it's been a while...
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
