billwert;1154599 said:
I didn't know whether to laugh or be ready to jump the guy.
And Johnny?
Oh my god.
EPIC POST OF AWESOME.
ever had a real asshole moment?
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I didn't know whether to laugh or be ready to jump the guy.
And Johnny?
Oh my god.
EPIC POST OF AWESOME.
Idk if I can be an asshole like Supracentral, even when it's needed. Maybe I'm just a really nice guy.... :dunno:
Holy Jesus H Christ where to begin?
Throwing Zach Gamble out of the back of a moving bus?
Knocking John Ball out with a 2.5 lbs weight in weightlifting class?
Beating the snot out of Chris Vorhees, and then dumping him in a dumpster?
Hacking the school network that I built, to lock the school board's lackeys out?
The various times I've gotten into it with someone for hitting a female (warning: I can keep very cool about a lot of things, but you hit a women - non consensually - I will put an end to that QUICKLY)
The many times I've shut bullies up - back in school, it was people getting picked on, after school, it's usually situations similar to Mike's. I've no problem going to bat when someone decides to be a dick and pick on someone that can't fight back.
I'm called an asshole on a daily basis, by many people. Usually because I've put a damper on them screwing someone else. Like in Johnny D's case - do you think that people WANT to pick up after you? Fuck no. Many people are too polite to say something - unfortunately, I'm not one of those people.
Laura's got some good stories about going off on stupid people, as well
Throwing Zach Gamble out of the back of a moving bus?
Knocking John Ball out with a 2.5 lbs weight in weightlifting class?
Beating the snot out of Chris Vorhees, and then dumping him in a dumpster?
Hacking the school network that I built, to lock the school board's lackeys out?
The various times I've gotten into it with someone for hitting a female (warning: I can keep very cool about a lot of things, but you hit a women - non consensually - I will put an end to that QUICKLY)
The many times I've shut bullies up - back in school, it was people getting picked on, after school, it's usually situations similar to Mike's. I've no problem going to bat when someone decides to be a dick and pick on someone that can't fight back.
I'm called an asshole on a daily basis, by many people. Usually because I've put a damper on them screwing someone else. Like in Johnny D's case - do you think that people WANT to pick up after you? Fuck no. Many people are too polite to say something - unfortunately, I'm not one of those people.
Laura's got some good stories about going off on stupid people, as well
While Doward was in jail, I finished some of his sales on eBay for him. Guy up in MD bought the front nose piece he had.
Keep in mind - during all of this, I was working 3 jobs, and barely had time to piss, much less go to the post office on a Monday morning.
I get the money on PayPal from this guy, and by the next day, he is sending me copious amounts of messages asking where his product is. He eventually, by the second day, gets to the point where he is calling me a fraud, and saying that I got his money, blah blah blah.
So, after working 22 straight hours on about 3 hours of sleep, I start packing his nose piece. I cut open a wardrobe sized box from U-Haul, and completely roll/wrap the nose in it, then fold the ends over. THEN I USED AN ENTIRE SUPER-SIZED ROLL OF PACKING TAPE TO SEAL IT SHUT. Then I put the shipping label over the ends of the tape, cover THAT with more packing tape, and mail it the following morning. I sent him a message on eBay saying "I am sorry that I work 3 jobs and don't always have business hours off during the day. I will make note of it in the future. I mailed off your package this morning, and was kind enough to not charge you the additional $30 in shipping it cost me to mail you a 5-foot-long package that my husband undercharged you for. I hope you enjoy the item when you receive it. Have a nice day!"
I still LOL about it
Keep in mind - during all of this, I was working 3 jobs, and barely had time to piss, much less go to the post office on a Monday morning.
I get the money on PayPal from this guy, and by the next day, he is sending me copious amounts of messages asking where his product is. He eventually, by the second day, gets to the point where he is calling me a fraud, and saying that I got his money, blah blah blah.
So, after working 22 straight hours on about 3 hours of sleep, I start packing his nose piece. I cut open a wardrobe sized box from U-Haul, and completely roll/wrap the nose in it, then fold the ends over. THEN I USED AN ENTIRE SUPER-SIZED ROLL OF PACKING TAPE TO SEAL IT SHUT. Then I put the shipping label over the ends of the tape, cover THAT with more packing tape, and mail it the following morning. I sent him a message on eBay saying "I am sorry that I work 3 jobs and don't always have business hours off during the day. I will make note of it in the future. I mailed off your package this morning, and was kind enough to not charge you the additional $30 in shipping it cost me to mail you a 5-foot-long package that my husband undercharged you for. I hope you enjoy the item when you receive it. Have a nice day!"
I still LOL about it
LOL, SC and JD just made my night.
Doward, I feel you on the hitting of females thing. If I see it happen, I will knock them out where they stand, as will the majority of the people I hang out with.
I can't really add anything to this thread however, as I cant remember the last asshole thing I did of my own knowing. I'm sure it will happen sometime soon.
Doward, I feel you on the hitting of females thing. If I see it happen, I will knock them out where they stand, as will the majority of the people I hang out with.
I can't really add anything to this thread however, as I cant remember the last asshole thing I did of my own knowing. I'm sure it will happen sometime soon.
Great stories! Is it illegal to put someones crap they threw out back on their car? Im sure its some kind of crime. Probably worse than the littering. In Red Bank, NJ, the only town around here with meters that i know of, the Ticket for re-metering (paying for someone elses car) is bigger than the parking ticket you get for letting the meter expire. There just seems to be something so wrong about that. And to the OP, generally if i see someone sitting in the middle of the road with people beeping and the person on the phone, i probably wouldnt assume they are just sitting there lol and that kinda eliminates the anger part on my behalf
Isphius;1154903 said:
but she was old...and a female....she really didnt have much going for her at the time....girls and phones = fail.....just so happens she was infact broke down but didnt turn her hazards on.
You guys really are assholes..
the worse I've done is put a booger on my friend's wall when he wasn't looking...
you bunch of dicks...
the worse I've done is put a booger on my friend's wall when he wasn't looking...
you bunch of dicks...
gaboonviper85;1154928 said:
Well thats true that is her fault. At least you made up for it. I dont think a lot of people would have done that. I dont think old ladies can even get in most of my cars haha
Well hate to bring up a thread that is about 15days old but I had to share my asshole moment. Me and my buddy came up with this retarded idea to record the sound of a porn and randomly go play it in public places. We made it each others ringtone so when one called the other it played loudly. People would just look at you and walk off. Some would laugh but most would walk off. Well one of my good buddies had just had a car accident that killed one of his younger twin brothers and I attended the visitation. Stupid me forgot to put my cell phone on silence and guess who called my buddy whose ring tone was the sex scene of the porn. So there I am fumbling around with my phone while it goes Ohhhhhhhh FUCK YEA!!!!!! echoing off the walls of the funeral home. Everyone turns around and looks at me and I'm like Oh shit. I quickly silence my phone say sorry and tell my buddy who lost his little twin brother sorry and bye and leave quickly and silently.
I have felt like a dick ever since and apologize still yet when I see my friend.
I have felt like a dick ever since and apologize still yet when I see my friend.
