Ever faint in the bathroom and bang your head on the tub..?

RazoE

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Its not as fun as it sounds, trust me..

1st of all, I'm sick as fuck, my voice is almost gone, and I fall asleep..

I wake up with the strongest urge to pee I've ever had in my life. I run to the bathroom (and notice I'm sweating like someone threw a bucket of water on me), and once I get there, I let the tooth-less python out of it's lair and start peeing..

I noticed I'm getting dizzy for some reason, but at this point I'm out of it. I wake up in the corner, with my head against the tub. I'm freaking out at this point, because I had a temporary memory lapse, I look around thinking "how the fuck did I get here? How long have I been on the ground?!?"

I get up, and notice my pants are undone, and I look in the toilet and saw that I had peed and my memory came back. I zipped up, flushed, washed my hands, splashed my face, and went to my room and laid down, trying to figure out what the fuck just happened (It didn't really hit me for a while).


But yeah, 1st time I've ever passed out.....
 

bwest

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Sort of. I passed out with my head on the toilet seat. Tag-teamed by Crown Royal and Lagunitas Maximus. booze 1, me 0.

While I felt like ass, when I saw the chick that I was dancin' with that night, I'm glad I drank too much...
 

bigaaron

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That happened to me one time when I was really sick, I fell back into the tub, and lucky for me I just basically sat down without injury. That was the only time I ever remember passing out.
 

stan

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praying to the porcelain god! the best advice in such situations is you sit on the pot, crouched over with your arms wrapped around your calves and you should be pretty stable that way. its the safety drunk potty position FTW
 

mattjk

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SupraDerk

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Did you stand up too fast? I get light headed sometimes, especially after I've been sleeping for a bit and just jump up to go run to the bathroom
 

ValgeKotkas

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Passed once after snorting lotsa blood :D I fell on the pot. Young people, like me can easily pass out when there's not enough water in the system :D (almost happened once :D)
 

Jayhall

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happened to my dad once, went to the hospital and they just said that him being sick, and the heat in the bathroom caused it. Aslong as your head is fine from the fall, you should be fine. But im not a doctor, just speaking from personal experience
 

speed

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I've passed out a couple times, last time was a few weeks ago when i got a REALLY deep cut. I stayed awake long enough to get it cleaned and bandaged, but then as i started to sit down to lay down, i went out for a few minutes. I also passed out on my way to the hospital after i blew my knee. Oh yea, and i passed out in the hospital when visiting my grandmother after open heart surgery and a tube going into her chest popped out. Fun times.
 

whenmunkysfly

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I passed out once but it was from sucking helium out of a balloon and holding my breath. I had seizers til I woke up. Apparently there's none of this great stuff called oxygen in there. (i was like 5years old)
 

phoenix6

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I used to play DDR (dance dance revolution) and was trying to beat a song one day after not eating for more than 10 hrs (I get hypoglycemic) and I was playing the song, getting all the way through, on the last arrow, I dropped and woke up in a chair to my friends going DUDE YOU PASSED IT YOU DID IT! (back then, it was a big goal of mine... go figure haha)

I was like OK, go get me some food...now. Not fun
 

EvilRB

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I had something like that happen to me at my friends shop. they freaked out and called an ambulance and it cost me about $9000 for the trip and nothing was wrong with me. It Fucken sucked!!!
I'm thankful to my friends for helping me out but fuck why dose it cost so much just for 2 hours in the hospital doing test. It was right before D1 and i didn't sleep for 2 days getting the cars ready and they said that I was just tired and needed to eat!! all that for $9k!!! and no I didn't have insurance at the time.