Doggie PooPoo Pictures Needed - Yes, I'm serious.

[Shytheed Dumas]

Okay, I can't believe I'm actually going to ask for these, but here goes: Please email me high res photos of your (or anybody else's) dog taking a crap and send them to klst6520@msn.com

I am convinced that there is a niche market for candendars and coffee table books as gag gifts, and I need to start compiling material for 2008 so I can cash in next Christmas season and support my Supra habit. All breeds and sizes are welcome, and including the actual loaf is necessary only if it adds to the artistic nature of the photo. The more vulerable, straining, surprised or stupid the dog looks, the better. Lets try to get a variety of locations (beach, yard, mountains) and seasons. Keep in mind that any people in the pics should be aware that I intend to put them in a calendar and/or book and I just might need a signed note okaying it.

Yes, I'm actually serious, and yes, my wife thinks I'm losing it. A coffee table book will require 100+ "good" pictures, so start sending them and keep them coming. :icon_bigg

 

[suprahero]

I knew you were mentally unstable......................:nuts:


But, I do have a dog, and he does shit on a regular basis, so I will see what I can do....................:biglaugh:

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

Uh oh. I was afraid I might be opening myself up to a verbal whipping. In fact I considered creating a new username, but just wait until I'm laughing my way to the bank. :biglaugh:

And as always, thanks for the support, Jay!

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Just make sure that everyone who gives you pictures has ownership rights and signs them over to you to avoid headache once the money starts coming in.

 

[PROJECT N00b]

ill get pictures of my dog crapping and peeing, and humping...things.

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

Thanks DT!! - Okay, so include a statement signing over your ownership rights when you submit your pics, and I will keep the emails on file.

 

[SupaMan]

i had dog shit all over the side of the supra yesterday shoulda took a pic for ya. i have no idea how it got there but washing it off in the cold at like 8 am sucked.

if i had a dog id help out.

 

[MDCmotorsports]

 

[PROJECT N00b]

^^^^^^^^lmfao the last one is funny.

 

[SupaMan]

^^^^^^^^lmfao the last one is funny.

ROFL ive been laughin since he posted it i cant stop laughin this feels kinda wrong but its so funny

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

Jon provided some perfect examples! The beach scene is dead on and funny as hell. :biglaugh: Now I just need original hi res pics with no ownership/copyright/etc that I can assemble.

 

[da89soup]

This is by far the worst thread I have ever seen. Shytheed you should be proud!!!!! :biglaugh:

Oh ROTY candidates!!! This may be a great way to get Shytheed to vote for you. I would forget about the 1J stuff Shytheed was asking for to buy his vote. Hold out for a vote from him and then give him your dog poo photo!!!! :icon_bigg

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

This is by far the worst thread I have ever seen. Shytheed you should be proud!!!!! :biglaugh:

Thanks, I am proud! But I'm serious -- send em in!

Oh ROTY candidates!!! This may be a great way to get Shytheed to vote for you. I would forget about the 1J stuff Shytheed was asking for to buy his vote. Hold out for a vote from him and then give him your dog poo photo!!!! :icon_bigg

On this you are waaayyy off! The sender of the first complete 1JZ clip delivered free to my doorstep is the sole recipient of my vote. Dog poo pics only get you kujo's, errr kudo's. :biglaugh:

 

[Godspeed]

does this count.... lol this is funny as hell

 

[Clip]

www.ratemypoo.com

how bout any from there? some guy had a pic of someone shittin on a lawn gnome.

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

Ratemypoo is great. Check out www.ratemyfart.com for more fun.

I really need original stuff and hi res, though. Send them in! I'll give imaginary rep for every pic that hits my inbox: klst6520@msn.com

 

[OneJoeZee]

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