confucious-isms

willfish

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any of you guy's know any good confuciousisms ?

I'll start,,


confucious say : oral sex makes ones day;
anal sex makes ones (w)hole week !!

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Will
 

CTsupra

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Confucious say:

Man who gets kicked in testicles. left holding bag.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

He who plays withself, pulls boner

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative in same night wake up in deep shit.

Man who pushes piano down mine shaft gets tone of A flat miner.

Confucious say it take square ass to shit brick.
 

willfish

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confucoius say :

baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk.

man who go to bed with itchy bum , wake up with smelly fingers.

man who have hand in pocket , feel cocky all day.


man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time.

man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

... when you learn to masterbate, it comes in handy.

panties not best thing on earth, but next too it.

man who kiss girls bossum get bust in mouth.

difference between pick pocket an ppeping tom, is pick pocket snatches watches.

gay indian is also a brave sucker...

sex is like a good bridge game, don't need a partner if have a good hand.



Dam CTsupra, you said all the other ones I was going to say...


Will
 

ross1

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it may not be funny but...


he who buy alcohol for his underage sister end up in jail



ask me how i know............

ross

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from redsupra dragstar:

man who run in front of car get tired
man who run behind car get exhausted