confucoius say :
baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk.
man who go to bed with itchy bum , wake up with smelly fingers.
man who have hand in pocket , feel cocky all day.
man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time.
man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
... when you learn to masterbate, it comes in handy.
panties not best thing on earth, but next too it.
man who kiss girls bossum get bust in mouth.
difference between pick pocket an ppeping tom, is pick pocket snatches watches.
gay indian is also a brave sucker...
sex is like a good bridge game, don't need a partner if have a good hand.
Dam CTsupra, you said all the other ones I was going to say...
Will
