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lanky189

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damn why you gotta waste my flava kurt! i already quoted Vince!
 
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.


Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
 
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lmao!!

great stuff

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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had me dieing!
 
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??supra said:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.


Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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:bowdown: :rofl:

stop, please stop! :rofl:
 
SupraMario

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^^ yea i remember when conan first did the texas ranger thing, and i was about to split from laughing so hard.
 
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it.

Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet

Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
 
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chuck norris spends his spare time knitting sweaters. and by knitting i mean kicking and by sweaters i mean babies.
 
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