Catching your son whacking off...any stories?
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i was staying with my parents when i came back to colorado for a couple of months. i would have to lock my door because , for some reason, my dad just tried and tried to open my door 10-11 o clock at night. had to send the girls out the window because i didnt want him to give me any shit for it the next day but he did anyway.
haha my parents are truck drivers and are rarely home so i have the house to myself for a month or so at a time well with my brother lol he was in jail and they made a surprise visit when i was having sex on the couch that was weird haha they gave me shit for 3 weeks over the phone asking if she was there and doing her job haha
SBM713;1042761 said:
awesome!!!! Should have said yes and I'd have her say hi but its rude to talk with a mouth full.
Awesome thread!
One time in 8th grade, these two guys that I barely knew from school came over. One of the guys had discovered his dad's stash of porno. It was all burned to CD-R in a wierd format and they wanted me to make it work. I got the right codec and fired it up. Imagine the stereotypical scene of adolescent males staring in awe at a computer screen.
About 5 minutes in, one of the guys says he needs to "take a dump".:3d_frown: After about 15 minutes I got suspicious so I went and peeked into the bathroom...
The dude was squatting over my sink, dangling his dick underneath the running water and whacking off.:cry:
One time in 8th grade, these two guys that I barely knew from school came over. One of the guys had discovered his dad's stash of porno. It was all burned to CD-R in a wierd format and they wanted me to make it work. I got the right codec and fired it up. Imagine the stereotypical scene of adolescent males staring in awe at a computer screen.
About 5 minutes in, one of the guys says he needs to "take a dump".:3d_frown: After about 15 minutes I got suspicious so I went and peeked into the bathroom...
The dude was squatting over my sink, dangling his dick underneath the running water and whacking off.:cry:
greg88;1043050 said:
WTF? I woulda threw his ass out....after he washed his hands for an hour of course
hahaha this thread is teh funnies.
When I was 12, I was coming home from the local corner store. There is a little alley way beside my apartment building, and I heard some noises coming from it, so I decided to take a peak. So there is this guy in spandex shorts, next to his bicycle, standing there jerking off the biggest schlong I ever remember seeing, EVER. I was mortified. Ran in the house and hid, LOL
Another time, I was 16 or so, and over my friend Joe's house. I was using his dad's computer, which I had permission to do, when his dad came in and sat down and started talking to me. Fine, fine, whatever. I noticed he kind of reaked of alchol, no big deal. Dude is Irish and from Boston. Shocking.
What WAS shocking, was when I heard a zipper get undone and he started fapping right THERE not two feet from me :eek3: I politely excused myself, hurried through the living room, told Joe goodbye and left, not returning for a LONG time. I never told Joe what happened and he never brought it up, so I assume he didn't know. Oh man, that memory just creeps me out even now
When I was 12, I was coming home from the local corner store. There is a little alley way beside my apartment building, and I heard some noises coming from it, so I decided to take a peak. So there is this guy in spandex shorts, next to his bicycle, standing there jerking off the biggest schlong I ever remember seeing, EVER. I was mortified. Ran in the house and hid, LOL
Another time, I was 16 or so, and over my friend Joe's house. I was using his dad's computer, which I had permission to do, when his dad came in and sat down and started talking to me. Fine, fine, whatever. I noticed he kind of reaked of alchol, no big deal. Dude is Irish and from Boston. Shocking.
What WAS shocking, was when I heard a zipper get undone and he started fapping right THERE not two feet from me :eek3: I politely excused myself, hurried through the living room, told Joe goodbye and left, not returning for a LONG time. I never told Joe what happened and he never brought it up, so I assume he didn't know. Oh man, that memory just creeps me out even now
i was round at a mates house years ago when we were about 15 or mayb 16. there was a few of us in there. one of the lads whose house it was wasnt anywhere to be seen. so we all went up and burst into his room. only to catch him knockin one out to a spice girls video. we still laugh about it to this day
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Big Wang Bandit;1042271 said:
I guess he was pretty horny and couldn't wait until he could lock himself in the bathroom.:biglaugh:
Tanya;1043340 said:
You should have called the cops both times. Pervs.
ouch story Tanya.
umm I'll bust myself out I used to wake up to working one off, don't ask me why or how I just wake up to WTF, ah whatever.
heres a perv story I almost beat the living shit outta one of my neighbors when I was growing up, the sick shit used to whack off next to my moms window.. man I got that bastard back.
heres another one, funny this time. this asian guy *nice way to start out huh* that used to be buddies with me told me a odd story of him catching himself in the eye yanking his 2mm peter. that and he used to run around with his brothers gf's panties on his head. hence panty man. man I wish I had the vid still of him running around our High school funny shit.
I always figured the reason why he got himself in the eye was cuz he was trying to hit something else you know.......
umm I'll bust myself out I used to wake up to working one off, don't ask me why or how I just wake up to WTF, ah whatever.
heres a perv story I almost beat the living shit outta one of my neighbors when I was growing up, the sick shit used to whack off next to my moms window.. man I got that bastard back.
heres another one, funny this time. this asian guy *nice way to start out huh* that used to be buddies with me told me a odd story of him catching himself in the eye yanking his 2mm peter. that and he used to run around with his brothers gf's panties on his head. hence panty man. man I wish I had the vid still of him running around our High school funny shit.
I always figured the reason why he got himself in the eye was cuz he was trying to hit something else you know.......
Well it isn't quite a being caught masturbating, and back to the 2% deal.
Bout 3 years ago was workin for this place and just luckily happened to get with my boss. Now here's the funny part. Having sex in her parents house, because they were on vacation at the time and her parents house was closer to work than her apartment was. What we didn't expect is her twin sister to come home, silent as the dead, and walk into the room. Both of us we're deer in headlights thats when I should've just said "want to join us?" and then my life would've been complete had she said yes. Too bad I was just dumbfounded and speechless.
True story.
Bout 3 years ago was workin for this place and just luckily happened to get with my boss. Now here's the funny part. Having sex in her parents house, because they were on vacation at the time and her parents house was closer to work than her apartment was. What we didn't expect is her twin sister to come home, silent as the dead, and walk into the room. Both of us we're deer in headlights thats when I should've just said "want to join us?" and then my life would've been complete had she said yes. Too bad I was just dumbfounded and speechless.
True story.