So; the crazy wife who decided to leave me made me come get the rest of my stuff or she was going to throw it all out. I arrived to find her and her friend playing 'dirty' hangman; and she starts talking major shit to me about this and that, you know, the 'reason' why she justifies cheating on me.
Anyways, she is WAY hammered at like.. 9 PM, so I gather my shit and bounce only to come outside and not be able to get the damn cat scratcher inside my car.... I try every god damn way, but it just won't work! So, targa to the rescue. Don't worry that it's like 20 degrees outside; snow and ice on the ground; one thing a hardtop couldn't have done for me!
I think the most hilarious thing about all of this is that she wanted to end it and all but I'm the one who is cool with it. I've been out lately, maybe a little too much, but the 'attention' I get from women is like... almost too much.
