*** BREAKING NEWS!!!!! IJ. spoted!!!! ***

[Big Wang Bandit]

:ttiwwp:

 

[boost fiend]

so god still walks the earth?

maybe we should refer to him as the dark wander.

 

[Aaron J Williams]

Seriously though - I heard IJ & Elvis were gonna be doing a stage show in Vegas next year with a pair of albino aliens ...

That's the truth! I know the aliens and they are psyched to jam with IJ. They have been hanging with Elvis for years because he is an alien too.:drink1:

 

[bigaaron]

IJ should drop the LPG and talk to those guys using french fry oil as diesel fuel!

 

[daledoe]

so god still walks the earth?

HA HA nice

 

[NgoFcukinWay]

He spoketh to me from the other side!! >.<

 

[tea_mkIII]

...IJ needs to come back.

 

[Supra]

That's the truth! I know the aliens and they are psyched to jam with IJ. They have been hanging with Elvis for years because he is an alien too.:drink1:

Noone ever believes me.... :3d_frown:

 

[daledoe]

the aliens need him to pix there car

 

[MassSupra89]

Do I see a spelling error by IJ...?

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

God doesn't make mistakes.

 

[drunk_medic]

We once had a bachelor party for IJ. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.

IJ's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

 

[Supra]

A cologne company once tried to make a cologne out of IJ's sweat. The result made you a Supra God.

Sometimes while setting, the sun will linger just a few more minutes on the horizon to get one last look at IJ.

One time, IJ stubbed his toe, had to leave Supramania for 2 weeks and the entire site fell apart...

Edit: that last one didn't actually happen... :biglaugh: