bonding with a car.

wiseco7mgt

wiseco7mgt

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Guys let me paint a picture, it's a warm Aussie day and i'm quite intoxicated.(thank you Wild Turkey)
My car had a small oil leak so i decided to pull it apart and refit all new gaskets although the original ones all looked like new except for the one causing the problem.I got a little carried away and now i'm stareing at a bare block.lol
Whilst working on the motor i started to feel something for the car and was wondering if there is a link between working on the car and as you do building a connection with it.
I used to love my old 7m and i think that was because i put in so much time and effort building it, and i believe that is what makes a car something treasured and special.
Before i loved driving my car but now i feel like i've taken something wounded and broken and will restore it to a whole new level, and in doing so build a man to car relationship in the progress.
sure i'm a little drunk but there must be others out there that feel the same connection after spending such an intimate moment with the inner most organs of there automobile.
Okay i'm going back to my shed now.....i feel much better that i got that out there.
 
Greek

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Most countries refer to this as bestiality...





edit- GUYS, I HAVE FOUND THE OP.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html







Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference.

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
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te72

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Hey, I get where you're coming from man. Not so sure about other cars, but I know for a fact that every Supra that I've owned has had more than it's share of personality, and each has been unique. I appreciate them for that, and I treat each one appropriately. Hell, I've brought my current Mk3 back from near death 2 or 3 times now... the car isn't in the best of shape, but whenever I drive something else, I feel like I'm cheating on my car, it just doesn't feel right...
 
wiseco7mgt

wiseco7mgt

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te72;1739281 said:
Hey, I get where you're coming from man. Not so sure about other cars, but I know for a fact that every Supra that I've owned has had more than it's share of personality, and each has been unique. I appreciate them for that, and I treat each one appropriately. Hell, I've brought my current Mk3 back from near death 2 or 3 times now... the car isn't in the best of shape, but whenever I drive something else, I feel like I'm cheating on my car, it just doesn't feel right...
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Exactly! I feel once you work on your car, it changes from just a vehicle for transportation and becomes something more.
 
jessemkiiis

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I don't own my supra for transportation.
Hell I've drove it probly 500 miles in two years.
It's definatly something else, then again i'm not sexualy attracted to it either.
If I was I never would have gotten the exhaust that big lol.
 
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My GF of 8 years left me as she was jealous of the car.....

When we got together she knew my petrol head history but maybe she figured I'd "change" it was her or the car so I waved goodbye.... and kept the car.
 
wiseco7mgt

wiseco7mgt

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IJ.;1739759 said:
My GF of 8 years left me as she was jealous of the car.....

When we got together she knew my petrol head history but maybe she figured I'd "change" it was her or the car so I waved goodbye.... and kept the car.
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Good decision Ian! lol My wife makes jealous remarks about mine but only in jest, she likes to see me happy.
 
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