Blond's first p0rn rental

IJ.

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A blond decides to do something she’s never done before – rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes her way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.’”
 

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Ian,

thats way , way many yrs old ,, at least like 15 to 17 yrs old ....


back when I was like 16 an drinving there was a skit on the radio with that ,,,,,

funny,, but old as helll


WILL
 

IJ.

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willfish;1347515 said:
Ian,

thats way , way many yrs old ,, at least like 15 to 17 yrs old ....


back when I was like 16 an drinving there was a skit on the radio with that ,,,,,

funny,, but old as helll


WILL

Well the fact that it's a VCR is a giveaway huh ;)
 

savannahashlee

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willfish;1347515 said:
Ian,

thats way , way many yrs old ,, at least like 15 to 17 yrs old ....


back when I was like 16 an drinving there was a skit on the radio with that ,,,,,

funny,, but old as helll


WILL


There are only 3 things that old... Dirt, IJ, and that joke ;)
 

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IJ.;1347951 said:
I've formed a great attachment for you SA ;)
now I just need to figure out how to clamp it over your mouth so you shut up :D <JK>

Practice makes perfect, start with yourself.. That way we dont have to hear anymore bad 80's jokes ;)