Birthday Rant

[whenmunkysfly]

SO.......I wake up this morning (or rather get woken up) at 7am and my gf is drunk. To make this even better it's my birthday and it's like taking care of a small child when she's drunk. I'm not really mad just hurt that she would do this on my birthday. And she bitches cuz she didn't get a cake (BUT SHE DID)
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[Ric]

so, your GF got drunk at 7am?

 

[whenmunkysfly]

so, your GF got drunk at 7am?

she's been getting drunk since 3am so she says

 

[DreamerTheresa]

she's been getting drunk since 3am so she says

Damn, what a winner!

 

[Ric]

So tell her to bake your ass a cake

 

[whenmunkysfly]

she only drink very occationaly and rarely gets drunk just cunfusses me why she would do this on my birthday. also drives me away from her. as DT said makes me rethink my choosing for a gf.

 

[DreamerTheresa]

also drives me away from her. as DT said makes me rethink my choosing for a gf.

There's your answer, honey.

 

[Ric]

bhg?

 

[whenmunkysfly]

bhg?

lol no just no spark.lol need to change her out for some new spark plags lol

 

[Ric]

sounds like all she needs is a jumpstart and one of those 3M clearbra's. Take pics

 

[Ckanderson]

thats a good girl...


lol

 

[whenmunkysfly]

sounds like all she needs is a jumpstart and one of those 3M clearbra's. Take pics

lol

 

[MDCmotorsports]

Problem is she was getting drunk @ 3am WITHOUT YOU!

Give that girl da boooooot.

 

[Ckanderson]

BTW... this thread is suffering from lack of NOODZ

 

[Kai]

So tell her to bake your ass a cake

What about an ass-shaped cake? :biglaugh:

 

[RazoE]

bone her in the drunk butt..


then dump her..

once she sobers up, bone her again, but don't get back together..

give her the anger bang, this is the one she's going to remember as "the best sex of my life was caused by my stupidity, and ill never enjoy it as much anymore...."

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

piitb etc,etc,etc