Jayhall;1626487 said:
:icon_bigg That's awesome, reminded me of something similar.
Took 3 friends down to a road on campus that is dedicated to sub shops, pita places, the like. Parked in a spot that just opened up, must have been a Friday or Saturday night, was actually pretty busy. We walk around trying to find a place to eat and decide to leave because there are lines out the door for every place.
Walking back to my car I step out into the road to make sure my car is where I think it is, and lo and behold, two people are LYING ON THE HOOD. What the shit.
I walk up and switch personas: now a drunk/stoned college moron like them
Me: "Whoa dude, this is an awesome car man! It's beautiful, is it yours? What is it?"
Dude: "Yeah it's mine bro"
Girl: "It's an 86 DeLorean!"
...
Me: "It's yours, huh?"
Dude: "Yeah it's mine *sits up* what's it to you?"
Me: "Because its MY FUCKING CAR, ASSHOLE. Get the fuck off before I beat the shit out of you"
Dude: "I don't believe you. Unlock it *insert hand signal of remote unlock*"
I go and unlock it, stare at him, slam the door and march over to him as he's backing up into the street. His girl grabs my arm and starts rambling incoherently about how awesome DeLoreans are and where I got it.
The guy tries to apologize, shake my hand and asks me "do you want to know what you won?" People started gathering now, so I decided to ignore him and leave.
In the car, started it up...guy is still apologizing and saying nice to meet you, girl is still babbling, and a few people in the road/on the sidewalk are laughing and gave me a wave/thumbs up as I drove off.
Honestly, I would have rather avoided it but eh, a story is a story.