best line to tell a trooper when you get pulled over...

[JoeyD]

"i don't know the officer, the needle only registers up to 160MPH..."

 

[OfnaRcR4]

if your a girl and the cop is a guy, tell the cop its that time of the month, and you are speeding home to get women things. makes the cop squirm apparantly. got my freind out of a ticket becuase the cop was grossed out.

if your a guy, squirm around in your seat and tell him you REALLY need to take a dump, and if he can follow you home and wait until your done...

Omg officer, i reeealy need to take a shit!!! hahaha.

 

[CampbellsChunkySoupra]

i got pulled over by an iowa state trooper. he was driving a dodge charger. [luckily i knew him from our church and hes a huge die-hard chevy guy] and he asked me if i had any idea how fast i was going and so i said, "yeah, i was going way too fast... i had to slow down for your little 4dr dodge so u could pull me over. maybe u should be driving a camaro."

he laughed, gave me a "slap on the wrists" and i drove off.

-Tyler

 

[Facime]

I think the point of the thread was to make up some funny stuff, but the best thing to say a police officer is "yes sir" and "no sir"

 

[DDR_Man70]

i'd just be ready to get out of the car, put my hands on the hood and spread my legs...

 

[drunk_medic]

i'd just be ready to get out of the car, put my hands on the hood and spread my legs...

That works in some cases if you are a chick, I suppose.

Oh, but I see you live in California, close to San Fran. Perhaps it works there if you are a guy, as well.

 

[DDR_Man70]

its cause im black