Anyone taken a polygraph?

Dunckel

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Element256 said:
They can't ask that vague of a question. We've ALL driven before even if just 1 beer, and that's considered "under the influence"
That's what I'm worried about. I have never driven drunk. But I have had a beer or two or three, and then driven home a couple hours later.
 

Dunckel

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Based on these questions taken from a police officer forum, and my answers, do I have a decent chance of passing?

Employment
Fired from a job? no
Verbal warnings on a job? no
Written warnings on a job? no
Stolen merchandise or property from an employer? no
Given food, merchandise, or items from your work to family or friends? yes (I am self employed)

Education
Suspended from school? no
Expelled from school? no
Placed on academic probation? no

Unlawful Activity
Ever been present when someone you knew was involved in a criminal act? yes
Helped anyone else steal anything? no
Shoplifted anything? yes
Illegally removed property from an abandoned building? no
Caused or threatened harm to someone? yes
Used a fake ID or someone else's ID? no
Threatened anyone with physical harm? yes
Deliberately and maliciously injured an animal? no

Unlawful Sexual Activity
Paid for any form of sexual activity? no
Had any form of sex with anyone under 18? yes
Committed a sex act in public? no

Financial
Had anything repossessed? no
Filed bankruptcy? no
Late paying taxes? no

Driving Record
Ever had a ticket turn into a warrant? no
Ever been involved in a hit and run? no
License ever been suspended, restricted, revoked or placed on probation?
Ever been arrested for DUI? no
In the past 2 years, have you driven a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol? yes
Ever possessed or allowed others to possess an open container of alcohol in a vehicle? no
Ever involved in an illegal street race? yes

Alcohol
Drank alcohol on the job? no
Illegally drank alcohol in public? no
Ever purchased, supplied, or furnished alcohol to someone under 21? yes
Used a false ID to purchase alcohol? no

Personal Behavior
Ever struck or injured any person? yes
Ever psychologically or emotionally abused or injured any person? no
Do you lose your temper at times? no
Do you have any prejudices against any person or group? no
Ever destroyed property out of anger? yes

Drugs
Illegally held drugs? no
Illegally sold drugs? no
Ever told someone where they could get or buy drugs illegally? no
Ever been present when drugs were being illegally transported for sale? no
Ever illegally held or stored any drugs for someone? no
Have friends or acquaintances who use illegal drugs? no
Ever paid for illegal drugs? no
Have you ever used "x" drug? no
Do you currently associate with anyone who uses illegal drugs? no

Gambling
Ever borrowed money to gamble? no
Ever used a "bookie" to gamble? no
Ever placed an illegal bet? no
 

Poodles

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Do you lose your temper at times? no
Do you have any prejudices against any person or group? no
Ever destroyed property out of anger? yes


first question there would have to be yes, but this is all retarded as if you truely believe the answer to be true you're fine...

polygraphs are retarded and easy, just relax, clear your mind and let the answers come and don't worry about the outcome. the operator should be trying to relax you anyway...

not that it matters, well trained people can read you without a machine...
 

Ckanderson

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Employment
Fired from a job? yes
Verbal warnings on a job? yes
Written warnings on a job? yes
Stolen merchandise or property from an employer? yes
Given food, merchandise, or items from your work to family or friends? yes

Education
Suspended from school? yes
Expelled from school? no
Placed on academic probation? yes

Unlawful Activity
Ever been present when someone you knew was involved in a criminal act? yes
Helped anyone else steal anything? no
Shoplifted anything? yes
Illegally removed property from an abandoned building? no
Caused or threatened harm to someone? yes
Used a fake ID or someone else's ID? no
Threatened anyone with physical harm? yes
Deliberately and maliciously injured an animal? no

Unlawful Sexual Activity
Paid for any form of sexual activity? no
Had any form of sex with anyone under 18? Yes!
Committed a sex act in public? yes :momaru:

Financial
Had anything repossessed? no
Filed bankruptcy? no
Late paying taxes? no

Driving Record
Ever had a ticket turn into a warrant? no
Ever been involved in a hit and run? yes (i got hit)
License ever been suspended, restricted, revoked or placed on probation?
Ever been arrested for DUI? no
In the past 2 years, have you driven a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol? yes
Ever possessed or allowed others to possess an open container of alcohol in a vehicle? yes
Ever involved in an illegal street race? yes

Alcohol
Drank alcohol on the job? yes
Illegally drank alcohol in public? yes
Ever purchased, supplied, or furnished alcohol to someone under 21? yes
Used a false ID to purchase alcohol? no

Personal Behavior
Ever struck or injured any person? yes
Ever psychologically or emotionally abused or injured any person? no
Do you lose your temper at times? yes (who doesnt?)
Do you have any prejudices against any person or group? no
Ever destroyed property out of anger? yes

Drugs
Illegally held drugs? no
Illegally sold drugs? no
Ever told someone where they could get or buy drugs illegally? no
Ever been present when drugs were being illegally transported for sale? no
Ever illegally held or stored any drugs for someone? no
Have friends or acquaintances who use illegal drugs? yes
Ever paid for illegal drugs? yes
Have you ever used "x" drug? no
Do you currently associate with anyone who uses illegal drugs? no

Gambling
Ever borrowed money to gamble? no
Ever used a "bookie" to gamble? no
Ever placed an illegal bet? no
 
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dugums

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Ckanderson said:
Had any form of sex with anyone under 18? no

Really? - never? Not even when you were like sixteen?

Just trying to help you get as many yesses as possible:icon_bigg
 

Supracentral

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Really? - never? Not even when you were like sixteen?

Just trying to help you get as many yesses as possible:icon_bigg

CK was a virgin until last year. :momaru:

Then he met the right guy. :sarcasm: